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Offline Lan784

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« on: September 21, 2005, 01:51:37 PM »
I wonder who has the best recipie for anything? Ribs, Chicken, Sausage, Spaghettie, anything

So what im asking whats ur best recipie and rate it on a scale of 1-10 on how good it is

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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2005, 02:09:15 PM »
Is this in any way related to the girfriend you aquired recently?

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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2005, 02:10:52 PM »
I think it's related to his previous posts, immediately locked, about becoming the most prolific poster and creating the longest thread EVAR in the bbs.

I could be wrong...  Check his other threads and decide for yourself :)
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2005, 02:19:42 PM »
@ 1.23 posts a day he needs to speed up if thats his goal ;)

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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2005, 02:20:42 PM »
Use the search button and type in "Recipe"

Offline Lan784

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2005, 03:51:31 PM »
Even though it says 1.23 posts a day for the past three days ive been posting around 13 a day. When i came on three days ago i had only like 63 posts...now its 124

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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2005, 05:31:51 PM »
There is only one Ripsnort...

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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2005, 08:41:34 PM »
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Originally posted by Lan784
Even though it says 1.23 posts a day for the past three days ive been posting around 13 a day. When i came on three days ago i had only like 63 posts...now its 124


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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2005, 10:53:53 PM »
Hear are a few recipes:

Red Headed Slut:

1 splash  Cranberry juice
0.5 oz  Peach Schnapps
0.75 oz  Jagermeister

Irish Car Bomb:

1 pint  Guinness Beer
1 shot  Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot  Jameson Rye/Whiskey

But the best is always the most simple:

a good single malt, neat.
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2005, 11:01:41 PM »
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But the best is always the most simple:

a good single malt, neat.


Or... a good Reposado, same.
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2005, 12:18:47 AM »
Smear one side of one peice of bread with peanut butter

Smear one side of another peice of bread with jelly

Take the two slices of bread and  place the two smeared sides together

And ther ya have it.

A meal fit for a kid :D
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2005, 07:47:41 AM »
My sons and my favorite recipe for the girls shopping day:

1)  Speed dial 4
2) Large hot wing and cheddar pizza
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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2005, 02:22:08 PM »
Steam half pot {per serveing} of washed/destemed spinach.

Hard-boil 2 eggs {per serving} (eggs in cold water, bring to boil, cover and remove from heat and let sit for 20 mins)

3 veal cutlets/scallopini {per serveing, or more} put a splash of dry red wine (chianti works well) in a pan, add pepper and a bit of salt and some fresh garlic, add  small bit of olive oil.  Place veal cutlets in pan and begin cooking.  Cook until browned.   Add more wine(not too much).  Cook further until meat is cooked to desired point.  Add salted butter (make SURE to use real butter... no margirine etc..)

Place a bed of spinach on plate, remove Veal from pan, but leave the 'sauce'.  Place Veal on spinach bed.

Place thinly sliced imported prosciutto ham over the veal cutlets.

Place thinly sliced provolone over the veal and prosciutto.

Slice the hard boiled eggs and spread over the top.

Prepare the sauce to taste by adding small amounts of wine and more butter if needed {always start small, it's easier to add more....not so easy to take out}
avoid overheating the butter.

Pour the wine-butter sauce over the meal (should help melt the cheese a bit)

Enjoy!

works well with a side of butter garlic spaghetti

and a cesar salad is a good starting course.

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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2005, 06:47:34 PM »
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Originally posted by Lan784
I wonder who has the best recipie for anything? Ribs, Chicken, Sausage, Spaghettie, anything

So what im asking whats ur best recipie and rate it on a scale of 1-10 on how good it is

Meat, bun, beer.

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« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2005, 07:12:49 PM »
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@ 1.23 posts a day he needs to speed up if thats his goal ;)


Skychimps got him beat - i think he's sitting around 8.02 post per day.....Down from his average from when he "quit"....lol