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Offline Ack-Ack

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« on: September 22, 2005, 03:51:26 PM »
Even the birds are starting to copy Knitwit and Rookie tactics.






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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2005, 04:01:01 PM »
Must have been a migrating brit-bird flying on the wrong side of the road. We see it all the time here.
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2005, 04:11:06 PM »
Damn Porsche drivers think they own the road, now they own the sky too?
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2005, 04:16:31 PM »
Could be a rookie pidgeon that tried to drop a **** on the best looking car he could find...


poor thing just never learned about compression until it was too late
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2005, 04:41:50 PM »
"Compression kills"
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Re: Porsche HO'd by a bird
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2005, 05:17:41 PM »
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Even the birds are starting to copy Knitwit and Rookie tactics.




dont kid yourself.

Bish seem to be preoccupied with that tactic too:rolleyes:
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2005, 07:21:09 PM »
at least we know where the victim is from ;)

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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2005, 08:52:55 PM »
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"Compression kills"



Makes you wonder what went through the bird's mind as he hit the windshield..oh wait his ass.


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Re: Porsche HO'd by a bird
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2005, 11:08:08 PM »
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Even the birds are starting to copy Knitwit and Rookie tactics.

ack-ack


so the Bish are starting to HO at low alt now?
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2005, 12:22:12 AM »
Lord knows if that bird was Ack Ack it wouldn't have hoed a porsche.   The only thing ack ack hoes is the ISS.  ;)
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2005, 08:50:21 AM »
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Could be a rookie pidgeon that tried to drop a **** on the best looking car he could find...  


  If that POS was the best looking car he could find, then it`s all for the best.
The bird was blind and needed to be put down before he hurt someone.
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Offline Whisky58

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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2005, 09:46:52 AM »
You sure it's a bird strike?  Looks more like damage caused by Porche driver's high speed wallet blow out to me.  Euros littering the autobahn for miles.
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2005, 09:46:54 AM »
I didn't need to see that..........:eek:
I own one of those :cry


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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2005, 09:51:10 AM »
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If that POS was the best looking car he could find, then it`s all for the best.
The bird was blind and needed to be put down before he hurt someone.


Porche is POS ? :huh
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2005, 11:01:09 AM »
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Porche is POS ? :huh

raaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwger that.
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