f1rst off n00b 1f u d0nut gn0 th3n u r alredy teh pwnd QUAHQUAH. like i told this hot chick i who asked about it at work, me and my homies, online homies, we fly on this game in a squad. she probably is all hot and no internet, i cant swing that. she wanted to go out sometime but it was a squad night and there was a thread i was watching and some avatars to b made. plus why would i go out with some inrl dweeb! LMAO QUAH! so i laid the pwn on her, i says
Baby, listen. I am on the FRICKEN CUTTING edge of this game. Like 500 people play it and me and my holmes rock the block. Check it, babe, we talk on our own channel just like me and you now except unlike u there is 5 of them. When we lay the syrup down on some dweeb, yea girl that's what we calls em, we go QUAH QUAH QUAH. You like that huh sister, sexy and stylish. What are you lookin at me like that for sugar, you dont like teh QUAH? Naw we say teh instead of the because noob dweebs typo the all the time. Yea just me and my boys, quah'in and ownin, well sayin ownin is like yesterdays thing, and I am on the cutting edge like I say, I say pwn. PWNQUAHPWN is how we do it. Yea and its just not in the game either babe, they got this place where you can leave a message. When one of us posts all my boys post. It's just like a tidal wave of me and my peeps quahin and pwnin and noobin down on people. Why you walkin away? Well QUAH chick, QUAH u and i would pwn you if you dloaded teh game. S.T.F.U. i yells as she is roundin the corner, i bet she didnt even know what it means. LMAO I TOTALLY PWNED HER!
QUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So be quiet dweeb for askin, you just got pwned like she did. STFU
