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Offline fuzeman

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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2005, 12:55:57 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2005, 07:56:57 AM »
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forget access and go to Oracle



Charge your clients vast quantities of $$$ for Oracle, then make good your escape before they realise how doomed they are.



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... missions were to be met by the commitment of alerted swarms of fighters, composed of Me 109's and Fw 190's, that were strategically based to protect industrial installations. The inferior capabilities of these fighters against the Mosquitoes made this a hopeless and uneconomical effort. 1.JD KTB

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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2005, 09:59:24 AM »
Forget it all and get cute secretary that excells in...
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« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2005, 10:31:31 AM »
Access is like Fisher-Price's My First Database.

And it's NOT excel.  It does different stuff.
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« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2005, 10:55:25 AM »
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no expert but would be glad to help if I can - VLOOKUP is a wonderful thing sometimes :)


Damn straight... VLOOKUP and nested functions can make you appear godlike. ;)
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« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2005, 11:20:55 AM »
Pivot tables are good too.
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... missions were to be met by the commitment of alerted swarms of fighters, composed of Me 109's and Fw 190's, that were strategically based to protect industrial installations. The inferior capabilities of these fighters against the Mosquitoes made this a hopeless and uneconomical effort. 1.JD KTB

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« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2005, 11:21:50 AM »
Yeah... but they're pretty easy. ;)
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« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2005, 02:00:00 PM »
Shhhhh!

Don't tell!
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... missions were to be met by the commitment of alerted swarms of fighters, composed of Me 109's and Fw 190's, that were strategically based to protect industrial installations. The inferior capabilities of these fighters against the Mosquitoes made this a hopeless and uneconomical effort. 1.JD KTB
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