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Offline rpm

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« on: September 30, 2005, 09:25:30 PM »
I'm having to learn Excel from scratch on my own for work. I can see the wonderful performance it's capable of, but I am "hunt and pecking" my way thru it. I've even tried using the wizard to format columns, but wind up doing the formulas 1 cell at a time.

Why on earth did'nt they teach this when I was in school? All those wasted hours learning punch cards... Where's my bottle of Jack?:mad:
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2005, 09:29:41 PM »
Alcohol often enhances the computing experience.

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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2005, 09:29:58 PM »
Forget Excel and go straight to Access.

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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2005, 09:33:29 PM »
Good luck. Look on the bright side...at least it isn't Access or Powerpoint.

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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2005, 09:34:17 PM »
forget access and go to Oracle

what are you tryin to do in excel

to format column:
 format top cell, copy, select column, Paste Special, Formula
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2005, 09:38:51 PM »
Play the Excel drinking game!

Everytime you get an error message - take a shot!

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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2005, 09:41:51 PM »
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Play the Excel drinking game!

Everytime you get an error message - take a shot!


can you do that at work? :)
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2005, 09:44:20 PM »
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can you do that at work? :)


Depends. How much do you need your job?

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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2005, 09:45:50 PM »
It's a payroll spreadsheet with 7 departments. I have to breakdown hours, overtime, costs, ect. This store was doing it by hand and entering it into forms. I copied the spreadsheet from the home store, put it on my work computer, emailed the sheet to myself at home and I'm setting it up for my new store. I had to change all the personell, pay rates, ect.

I found the Jack, BTW.
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2005, 09:48:05 PM »
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It's a payroll spreadsheet with 7 departments. I have to breakdown hours, overtime, costs, ect. This store was doing it by hand and entering it into forms. I copied the spreadsheet from the home store, put it on my work computer, emailed the sheet to myself at home and I'm setting it up for my new store. I had to change all the personell, pay rates, ect.

I found the Jack, BTW.


no expert but would be glad to help if I can - VLOOKUP is a wonderful thing sometimes :)
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2005, 09:52:29 PM »
Thanks, Eagler. I've got it whipped now. That earlier suggestion saved me at least an hour.
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2005, 10:14:52 PM »
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Thanks, Eagler. I've got it whipped now. That earlier suggestion saved me at least an hour.


The VLOOKUP, or the drinking game? :D

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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2005, 10:24:06 PM »
Excel is easy but just takes experience.  There's several help sites online as well.

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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2005, 10:48:57 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2005, 11:07:16 PM »
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The VLOOKUP, or the drinking game? :D
Column formatting.
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