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Joke of the day. Hope this doesn't offend anyone
« on: April 04, 2001, 10:11:00 AM »
Three friends-two straight guys, a gay guy and their significant others were on a cruise.  A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.  First came one of the straight guys and his wife.  St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."  Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

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Offline Ripsnort

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Joke of the day. Hope this doesn't offend anyone
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2001, 10:13:00 AM »
Hehe, I liked it, though heard it before...

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Joke of the day. Hope this doesn't offend anyone
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2001, 10:48:00 AM »
LOL

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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2001, 11:49:00 AM »
 

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2001, 05:23:00 PM »
LOL
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Dirty, nasty furriner.

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Joke of the day. Hope this doesn't offend anyone
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2001, 05:49:00 PM »
Hehehe