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Offline RedDg

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« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2005, 01:34:51 PM »
Dirk Diggler

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« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2005, 09:35:26 AM »
Buck Naked
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« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2005, 10:07:06 AM »
Dewey (since everyone already calls me that)


Speaking of names when my wife was pregnant with my second child I would tease her that I wanted to call our son Conan Thor.

When we found out it really was going to be a boy she went on the warpath and tried to get her whole family to talk me out of the name.

I couldn't believe she actually thought I was serious.

Now my son is 17 and when we want to bug him thats what we call him. He really hates it when his friends are there when we do it.
I have been reborn a new man!

Notice I never said a better man.

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« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2005, 10:18:24 AM »
I see that Max Power is already taken.  Hmm...

Chad Sexington?

When my wife was pregnant with our second son, we considered for a while naming him 'Admiral'.  We delighted at the thought of how this would piss him off as an adult, but who knows what doors it would have opened for him?  Consequently, we went with Alexander The Great Hallert.  (his middle name is 'James' which translates to "The Great" in Hinterlands Klingon Slang.)
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« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2005, 10:53:28 AM »
Bond... James Bond

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« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2005, 11:56:48 AM »
Drake Manwood

Chuck Stoneheart

Steel von Patton

I'm trying to think of that fake pick up name Sam Malone mentioned in a Cheers episode, but it escapes me now.

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« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2005, 12:03:30 PM »
Three Pump Chump.
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« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2005, 12:16:11 PM »
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I'm trying to think of that fake pick up name Sam Malone mentioned in a Cheers episode, but it escapes me now.
That would be Lance Manion.
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« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2005, 12:24:59 PM »
Scotty Dont

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« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2005, 12:28:31 PM »
Uber Maximus
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« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2005, 12:48:02 PM »
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That would be Lance Manion.


Yep :)

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« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2005, 07:14:42 PM »
Fuzzy Nipple


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« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2005, 07:19:57 PM »
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I went to HS with a girl whose last name was Glasscock.  She improved it just a tad with her married name: Gazdik.

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Did she marry CHRIS Gazdik ?  Kinda a short guy... mild mannered?  They just moved to Medina?
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« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2005, 07:22:26 PM »
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Did she marry CHRIS Gazdik ?


I just checked; a guy named Paul.  They live in Colorado.

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« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2005, 07:25:57 PM »
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I just checked; a guy named Paul.  They live in Colorado.


Ah k.  I worked with a Chris Gazdik in North Canton