Didn't I megadud, didn't I?
The only way you could have a cooler name than Deathwolf is if you made the Preposition THE part of the name. Is that legal?
Imagine that. Roll call: Bob? Here. Rufus? Present. Guillermo? Here. The Deathwolf? Yo.
For Realz though, I knew a dude named Edgar Allen Poe no kidding, he said he was no relation. Also a dude named Cornelio Kool, and guy with the unfortunate surname Saka****e. Oh and I went to school with a chick who had the biblical first name Dorkus.