Talk to me, Funky one. We got all kinds of fun hick things to do. You want to do some Cow tipping? Maybe learn to chew terbaccy? Hell, we even have bull chip tossing down here.
Seriously, my mis-informed brother, there is lots to do. Give me a call at 512.431.0870, and at the least I will buy you frosty beverages.
Lizking