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Offline Hornet33

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« on: October 13, 2005, 03:47:10 PM »
Calling all toolshedders who like to fly hours on end blowing hangers up. In response to the impending porking of troops and ords at the forward fields to impede base captures, I recomend the following. Up heavies and kill all FH's on the front lines as often as you can. Launch from far back and get alt, kill every FH you see. There will be NO furballing allowed:rofl


Pretty ridiculous huh?????:O
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Offline Howitzer

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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2005, 03:56:30 PM »
I don't think you need a call to arms.  This happens on most every night, the fact that your troops can rally without you and perform to such awesome standards is something you should already take pride in.


However, coordination in suicide FH porking is always fun to watch.  If you guys could manage to light yourselves on fire before you dove on the hangars so you look like little meteors before you crash into the ground, that would be the only thing more enjoyable for me to watch.

:lol
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Offline Rob Cashman

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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2005, 04:00:47 PM »
Got my goggles and helmet. This is daaaaaangerous work!

I'm ready!

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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2005, 04:02:35 PM »
ROFL! Howi beat me to the punch.

Yep, this effort isnt any different that what takes place on a nightly basis. Only you're going to need a whole hell of a lot of people. FH's down for 15 minutes. They also take alot more to take town. Good luck with that. :aok
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Re: Calling all Toolshedders
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2005, 04:07:57 PM »
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Originally posted by Hornet33
Calling all toolshedders who like to fly hours on end blowing hangers up. In response to the impending porking of troops and ords at the forward fields to impede base captures, I recomend the following. Up heavies and kill all FH's on the front lines as often as you can. Launch from far back and get alt, kill every FH you see. There will be NO furballing allowed:rofl
Pretty ridiculous huh?????:O



yeah it is, lol... but you know why?



























































because that's the way it already is!!!!


d'oh.
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Re: Calling all Toolshedders
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2005, 04:14:39 PM »
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Originally posted by Hornet33
Calling all toolshedders who like to fly hours on end blowing hangers up. In response to the impending porking of troops and ords at the forward fields to impede base captures, I recomend the following. Up heavies and kill all FH's on the front lines as often as you can. Launch from far back and get alt, kill every FH you see. There will be NO furballing allowed:rofl


Pretty ridiculous huh?????:O


And this is going to be different that any other day because . . . . . . .:confused:
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Offline icemaw

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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2005, 04:43:45 PM »
Blah bu blah bu blah bu blah wwwaaa wwwaaa!!

whimper sniff

p.s. boo hooo
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Offline Hornet33

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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2005, 04:53:09 PM »
It's going to be different because I have a dream!!!!

A dream where all high altitude monkeys can work together from all countries, Knights, Bishops, and Rooks, and bomb our enemies (furballers....thats you guys on the troop and ord pork run) into oblivion!!!

A dream where the virtual skies of AH2 are filled with 1000 plane raids of heavy bombers going in to kill your fun by destroying your ability to launch in your uber spits, Tempest, and L-gays.

A dream where any furballer attempting to shoot us down is met with a hail of .50BMG fire and sent plumeting down to your death in a ball of fire.

A dream where the only sound heard at the end of the night is the heavy drone of big four engined bombers cruising over what is left of your pathetic little airfields that are in complete ruin.

A dream where all you see in the message buffer is "so in so landed 5 kills in a B-24, or so in so landed 10 kills in a Lancaster"

A dream where the furballers realise the futility of their actions and go to the DA and play their stupid little games and leave the real war to the people that want to play every aspect of the game.

A dream where the game is played for the sake of the GAME!!!!!!!


I HAVE A DREAM...AND I WILL SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!:aok
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Offline hubsonfire

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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2005, 05:08:02 PM »
Forgive me for pointing this out, but, only a small minority of toolshedders can actually read, and none of them have posted yet. After mostly denying that they do what they do simply to to upset the rest of us, I doubt they'll come running to show how much the opposite is actually true.

Cue the BoPs...
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2005, 05:15:42 PM »
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A dream where the furballers realise the futility of their actions and go to the DA and play their stupid little games and leave the real war to the people that want to play every aspect of the game.



REALLY????   Were in a REAL war?  in that case......................... ..

"So long Honey, I'm off to "war".  Don't hesitate to re-marry in case I "die" in the "war".":rofl :noid
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2005, 07:21:35 PM »
I will pledge my alligence to any and all toolshedding, land grabbing, dive buff bombing, people of any country who wish to join forces to rid the MA of the "furballer scourge" for good.

We the toolshedders of AH2 can win if we work together.

I have flown to the top of the mountain and have seen what is possible, and it is good:aok
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2005, 07:48:32 PM »
Let's see your vision...

An arena where:

...there are no fights or fighter planes.

....only bombers fly around porking undefended bases.

.....where less and less people show up due to boring gameplay.

......no thanks.

The whole point of Morph's post has indeed been made. Troll on. ;)
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2005, 08:05:07 PM »
Actually I like the idea.
would add a new dynamic tothe game.
Since they will be upping from farther back they will have to get more alt
Resulting in... High alt bombers!

And since there will be more of them we will habve more people up Buff hunting.
Imagine that. Buff hunting buffs at high alt.
Just like they did in real life.

Oh the horror


Im no buff driver but I say Bomb away boys.
If the whiners really want to stop you they might do something radical like..shoot you down before you get to target.

imagine that. such forward thinking that people might actually take off in search of bombers to kill.
some could even probably earn a pretty good living that way

And Holy moly I just had another thought. You might actually start seeing whole squadrons of fighters going after bomber formations. and the next thing ya know those bomber formations might start taking along escorts. And the next thing ya know you may see aireal battles consisting of Fighters going after bombers and fighters going after the fighters that are going after the bombers and fighters going after the fighters that are going after the fighters that are going after the bombers.

Oh oh what a terrible game it would be then
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2005, 08:20:30 PM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Actually I like the idea.
would add a new dynamic tothe game.
Since they will be upping from farther back they will have to get more alt
Resulting in... High alt bombers!

And since there will be more of them we will habve more people up Buff hunting.
Imagine that. Buff hunting buffs at high alt.
Just like they did in real life.

Oh the horror


Im no buff driver but I say Bomb away boys.
If the whiners really want to stop you they might do something radical like..shoot you down before you get to target.

imagine that. such forward thinking that people might actually take off in search of bombers to kill.
some could even probably earn a pretty good living that way

And Holy moly I just had another thought. You might actually start seeing whole squadrons of fighters going after bomber formations. and the next thing ya know those bomber formations might start taking along escorts. And the next thing ya know you may see aireal battles consisting of Fighters going after bombers and fighters going after the fighters that are going after the bombers and fighters going after the fighters that are going after the fighters that are going after the bombers.

Oh oh what a terrible game it would be then

Yup... boring as hell. :eek:
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2005, 08:58:50 PM »
high alt bombers rule..egg away i say..bring back precision bombing as well and i would like it even more. The overwheming safety in numbers noe buff la7 attack is a little old. Trust me i do try and defend fields (ask shawk or any SE member) so i know what happens as the norm in a field capture.
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