My landlord was raised by Latvians. He used to stink. I had to give him the 'lecture' one day when he showed up at my door to watch a game....
"Pheeww. You stink. shower before you come up here. While we're on the subject, wash yer damn clothes and change yer sheets every week, the reek outside your apt door is offensive. Look, in case you fell asleep in hygine class, here's how it works. You gotta shower (with soap) every damn day, not once a damn week. When you sweat and don't bathe bacteria begins grows in and on your skin and THATS what stinks. It sticks to everything you touch, every piece of clothing, the furniture you sit in, your car.. everything. You ever notice that american women don't stink when they sweat? It's because they are fastidious about bathing. You ever notice that american women won't have anything to do with yah? it's because you stink all the damn time, and you stink because you ain't clean. It's a sign of disgusting personal habits and THATS why you can't get a date.
Bathe. wear clean clothes. change your sheets often. and fer crissakes see a dentist and a plastic surgeon because yer ****in ugly too."
Then I took his sixpack and closed the door in his face.
I just love bein a crocthety old man.
Anyhow, the guy don't stink anymore, but he's still ugly.
