Author Topic: You always thought the French smell funny.. (Read 789 times)

nirvana · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2005, 04:56:33 PM »

I take offense to that Hang, i'm ugly. Pay for my plastic surgery and i'll get it fixed.

Hangtime · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2005, 04:59:38 PM »

As I had to explain to my Latvian ancestried freind, "I can avoid lookin at yah... but the stink is inescapable".

nirvana · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2005, 05:04:33 PM »

Paper or plastic? The paper merely prohibits you from seeing me, the plastic puts me 6 feet under.

CyranoAH · « **Reply #18 on:** October 14, 2005, 05:16:24 PM »

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Originally posted by storch
It's not just the french the spaniards avoid water like the wicked witch as well.

Yipee let's all go cliche-happy! "Well, most americans I've met stank to high heaven!"

Daniel

storch · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2005, 05:19:22 PM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
My landlord was raised by Latvians. He used to stink. I had to give him the 'lecture' one day when he showed up at my door to watch a game....

"Pheeww. You stink. shower before you come up here. While we're on the subject, wash yer damn clothes and change yer sheets every week, the reek outside your apt door is offensive. Look, in case you fell asleep in hygine class, here's how it works. You gotta shower (with soap) every damn day, not once a damn week. When you sweat and don't bathe bacteria begins grows in and on your skin and THATS what stinks. It sticks to everything you touch, every piece of clothing, the furniture you sit in, your car.. everything. You ever notice that american women don't stink when they sweat? It's because they are fastidious about bathing. You ever notice that american women won't have anything to do with yah? it's because you stink all the damn time, and you stink because you ain't clean. It's a sign of disgusting personal habits and THATS why you can't get a date.

Bathe. wear clean clothes. change your sheets often. and fer crissakes see a dentist and a plastic surgeon because yer ****in ugly too."

Then I took his sixpack and closed the door in his face.

I just love bein a crocthety old man.

Anyhow, the guy don't stink anymore, but he's still ugly.

storch · « **Reply #20 on:** October 14, 2005, 05:22:13 PM »

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Originally posted by CyranoAH
Yipee let's all go cliche-happy! "Well, most americans I've met stank to high heaven!"

Daniel

no they didn't. actually to the Japanese we stink. That's because of the high meat content in our diet. They seem to find that offensive.

nirvana · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2005, 05:29:20 PM »

Meat makes you stink? What do they eat? Kobe beef?

storch · « **Reply #22 on:** October 14, 2005, 05:41:43 PM »

apparently to them we do, they smell kinda fishy to me, but then again I like fishy smells.

uberhun · « **Reply #23 on:** October 14, 2005, 07:12:51 PM »

I would agree for the most part based upon my experience our hygenic standard in this country is excessive to the rest of the world. The worst experience I had was working with some guys from Africa in close quarters in a hot kitchen. These guys brought some make your eyes water, peel the paint off the walls, plant wilting FUNK. I was very frank with them. Guys you smell like dead sun baked elephant. They did not understand what I was talking about. because most people do not smell their BO. Water is a very precious commodity where a lot of people come from so..........bathing is a luxory not a neccesity. Anyways they thought I was wacked and needed to mind my own business. thank God they were temporary students training at the hotel I was at at the time.
Uber.

Furball · « **Reply #24 on:** October 14, 2005, 07:20:04 PM »

thought this was rather amusing too: -

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The French fondness for downing tools is illustrated by the fact that around 2,000 are, on average, on strike each day – of whom 1,384 are in the transport industry – producing one new industrial dispute and two strike warnings across France’s celebrated rail network every day.

Maverick · « **Reply #25 on:** October 14, 2005, 10:43:58 PM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
I just love bein a crocthety old man.

Anyhow, the guy don't stink anymore, but he's still ugly.

Does he still live in your mirror???

FiLtH · « **Reply #26 on:** October 15, 2005, 01:01:22 AM »

Funk is worldwide. Theres folks in my town that their underwear has become one with their body Im sure. Cant get near em. When I worked with my dad plumbing years ago, I had to go to this guys house we called the cat man because he had 50 cats living with him. He did have a cat box, but by the smell it was just there for looks. I walked thru the door...gagged..and had to leave. I said to dad.."No fuggin way pops!"

Hangtime · « **Reply #27 on:** October 15, 2005, 01:09:54 AM »

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Originally posted by Maverick
Does he still live in your mirror???

The smelly guy had no monopoly on ugly. Yep, there's an ugly guy lookin back at me whenver I look in the mirror.

But I don't stink.

Saintaw · « **Reply #28 on:** October 15, 2005, 01:31:41 AM »

I thought country bashing was unaceptable on this board.

Oh yeah right...it doesn't happen, I forgot.

Hangtime · « **Reply #29 on:** October 15, 2005, 01:57:52 AM »

Lets see, in order of quantity of refrence we've got

5 smelly americans
4 stinky french
and one each rank african, spaniard, brazilian, Japanese, latvian and a croatian. And two of them were americans, so it's 7 to 4 on a golf score with 2 more ailen residents.

9 to 4, the USA stinks more than paris in august, wich up to this point was generally aknowledged (even by the french) to have one of the highest BO ranks (pun intended) on the planet.

dooo dah.

I think it's been a fairly internationaly stinky thread, yes?