[vent mode]
1:
If see a speed limit sign and decide that you have to drive a square root of it.. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
2:
If you think Yellow means stop and green means slow down till it turns yellow and then stop..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
3:
If you are a female and drive a SUV weighing more than a fully loaded Exxon super tanker and decide that you need to drive, put on makup and talk on your cellphone all while eating a cheese burger..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
4:
If you are driving 55 in a 70 and decide that the shoulder is only there for dead animals and not for you to pull over on to let people whith brains pass you..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
5:
If you have blue hair and are under 5 feet tall and drive a large lincon type car..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
6:
If you think that just because someone pulls up next to you at the light you have to race them just because you are 16 and you rich and stupid father bought you a brand new Camero.. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
BTW the reason your father bought you that Car is not because he wants you to race everyting on the road including school busses but because...HE WANTS TO KILL YOU.
7:
If you have wheels on your car that could go on a skateboard and drive 5 miles an hour in rush hour banging some sort of bellybutton music all the while bouncing up and down like a perverted hotel bed..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
8:
If You were borne before the first car was made and yet insist on driving one now..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
9:
If you look at me when im backing out of a parking space with some rude look like im going to run into you...IM GOING TO.....AND THEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
10:
If your car is 8 different colors of primer..and yet had a set of $900 Alloy wheels..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
11:
If you have more bumperstickers than IQ points..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
12.
if you are in line in front of me at a gas station and decide that you need 8 different types of scratch off lottery tickets 3 types of cigeretts and then write a check for a pack of gum, when all I want is to hand the nice lady a 10 dollar bill for my gas..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
13:
If you think that everybody else in a 3 block radius of your car wants to listen to the same music you are listening to...IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
14:
If i get behind you and find out your car releases more smoke than the industrial revolution..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
15:
If you are the proud parent of an honor student..IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
[/vent mode]
Sorry about this..but I had a bad roadtrip today.
besides this board is too full of doom and gloom.
[This message has been edited by TheWobble (edited 04-05-2001).]
