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Offline NATEDOG

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Quote of the Day
« on: April 06, 2001, 04:07:00 PM »
"Good looking people have bad days, but for ugly people, everyday is hell."

one more:
" BEER: not just a breakfast drink anymore. "

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Offline Kratzer

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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2001, 04:11:00 PM »
Here's one from my Onion desk calendar that I posted on our board... had me rolling.

from the Onion, September 12, 1928

Today's Puzzler
By Professor Robert Hallowell of Columbia University

Q: What would happen if an automobile were to ever reach a speed of sixty miles per hour?
A: The driver of that automobile would die.

Offline Creamo

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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2001, 06:09:00 PM »
"Its a fine line between clever and stupid, really."

Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap

 


Oh, and some old guy said -

" Beer is the reason we get up every afternoon."

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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2001, 06:19:00 PM »
 

Offline StSanta

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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2001, 06:24:00 PM »
"Some days are just not worth gnawing through the restrains and getting out of the straight jacket".

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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2001, 06:40:00 PM »
"sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

              --Tyler Durden
                  Fight Club


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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2001, 09:25:00 PM »
 
Quote
Originally posted by Creamo:
"Its a fine line between clever and stupid, really."

Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap

hehehe...

"Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."


Offline Staga

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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2001, 09:42:00 PM »
Andrew Dice Clay might be the greatest poet America has ever produced but because I don't like to be banned I'm not going to type his poems here. You need to look 'em in here
   

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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2001, 02:11:00 AM »
"Taksan balls, skoshie noodle"
"How's that for Kung-Fu fighting you chickensh^t!"
Lo Wang

"We don't give a toejam about fairness here. We're soldiers. Soldiers do not give the other guy a sporting chance. Soldiers shoot in the back, lay traps and ambushes, lie to the enemy and outnumber the other bastard every chance they get."  
Orson Scott Card, Ender's Shadow

"We are going to do something terrible to you; we are going to deprive you of an enemy."
Georgi Arbatov

"The modern marine is a kinder gentiler marine. But it don't matter how much tech they stick on out butts, they'll always need some crazy-prettythanged nut job with a gun to hold dirt"
Unknown

"Whenever I see them ride on high, Gleaming and proud in the morning sky. Or lying awake in bed at night I hear them pass on their outward flight. I feel the mass of metal and guns, Delicate instruments, deadweight tons. Awkward, slow, bomb racks full Straining away from downward pull, Straining away from home and base. And try to see the pilot's face. I imagine a boy who's just left school, On whose quick-learned skill and courage cool, Depend the lives of the men in his crew And success of the job they have to do. And something happens to me inside That is deeper than grief, greater than pride. And though there is nothing I can say, I always look up as they go their way, And care and pray for every one, And steel my heart to say, "Thy will be done."
The Bombers - Sarah Churchill, daughter of Sir Winston Churchill


"Ohh nothing. Just brain sucking on dead mutant horrors, ya have any tabasco?"
Caleb, Blood 2


"You know how to smoke out a sniper? You send a guy out, and see if he gets shot. Some genius at West Point thought that one up."
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"With all due respect Chaplian, I don't think God wants to hear from me right now.
I'm gonna go out there and remove one of His creations from this universe.
And when I get back I'm gonna drink a bottle of Scotch like it was Chiggy von
Richthofen's blood and celebrate his death."
Col. McQueen, Space: Above and Beyond

 

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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2001, 10:53:00 AM »
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Jules, Pulp Fiction

"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."
Rex Kramer, Airplane! (1980)

"These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."
Kieron Jecchinis as Crazy Earl, Full Metal Jacket (1987)

"I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?"
Kim Stanley as Pancho Barnes, The Right Stuff (1983)

"I'm, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it's backwards. Maybe I'm 98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that's what makes it so great---I'm so confused!"
Owen Wilson as Oscar, Armageddon (1998)



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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2001, 01:56:00 PM »
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!"
Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove

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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2001, 02:15:00 PM »
Major T. J. "King" Kong:

"Well boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on those Rooskies. At this height why thy might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"