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Offline Tac

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« on: April 08, 2001, 12:04:00 AM »
Seen any good ones around? Post em here!

"Lord please protect me from your followers"
"Keep honking, im reloading"
"Mommy, what were trees like?"
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference"
"My high school kid beat up your honor roll student"
"Support your local Sherriff! Buy Donut bonds!"

My fave:

"To fly is fine, to hover, Divine!"

"PMS squeak on the wheel, feeling lucky punk?"

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2001, 01:04:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by Tac:
Seen any good ones around? Post em here!

"Keep honking, im reloading"

"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference"

"My high school kid beat up your honor roll student"

"PMS squeak on the wheel, feeling lucky punk?"

Strange TAC.. have I not seen you on the anti-gun side of the fence?

 
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I am a firm supporter of a TOTAL gun Ban. Any person not in the military or police should not have a gun. Should not be allowed to buy a gun or be allowed to keep it.

Why do you consider these to be some of the best?

You have picked two that give referance to shooting or using weapons, one that pseudo quotes Dirty Hairy right before he shoots someone with his .44 Magnum, and one more that advocates school violence.

You see, it is you mixed up people with conflicting views on reality that cause handgun violence.

I own a few handguns. I would never make joking threats of violence in any sentance that was even near the word gun. Unfortunately, you obviously would.

Owning a handgun, or any gun for that matter is my RIGHT as an American. Police are not everywhere at all times, and personal protection is your right also.

What would you do if 6 men wanted to beat you up and rape your wife in your own home? If you had no gun, you would probably have not much chance to defend yourself. Too bad you asked to get the guns banned.

Unless you anti-gun people are going to PAY for me to have an ARMED gaurd 24-7, don't tell me I can't have a gun to defend myself if I have to.
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Offline Mathman

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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2001, 02:39:00 AM »
The best one I have seen was:

"CAUTION: I swerve for small animals, they're harder to hit."

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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2001, 04:44:00 AM »
One bumper sticker I remember well, saw it on a truck in NC,not funny but classy:
It was a Confederate flag with the words :"Pride not Hate"

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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2001, 05:23:00 AM »
my fav

"Proud owner of a bumper sticker"

Offline scooby

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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2001, 09:10:00 AM »
Oh for god sakes midnight......

i personally like a bumper sticker that i found up here in Canada where I live...


"What the hell's a canadian??!!"

Offline Tac

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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2001, 10:29:00 AM »
Midnight, being against something does not collide with my sense of humor. Some of those are funny stickers  

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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2001, 12:29:00 PM »
again: "Proud Parents of a 'D' Student"

made it myself. got the idea from a Smashing Pumpkins video

Offline paintmaw

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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2001, 02:55:00 PM »
btw , smashing pumpkins is a band  LOL
lots of old farts in here Animal ,, umm  like me  

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2001, 04:39:00 PM »
Smashing pupmkins  WAS a band, now they broke up...I hope Corrigan doesent try and go solo..im getting tired of hearing him screech.

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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2001, 05:47:00 PM »
 "So many cats so few recipies"

 "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

 "Horn Broken, watch for finger"

 "Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot "

 "Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips"

 "Illiterate? Call This Number for Help..."

 "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home"

 "Your kid may be an honour student but your still an idiot"

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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2001, 06:24:00 PM »
"You're a Feminist? Isn't that cuuute...!"
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2001, 07:08:00 PM »
 Forgot one

 "Gun controll is  being able to hit your target"

 


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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2001, 08:36:00 PM »
puh-lease, midnight...

"If you can read this, you're too close."

"Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!"

"My other car is also a Porsche."

(yes, yes, it's from A Douglas Adams book, but I love it nonetheless.)

 

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Shootings to good for 'im, kick the louse out!
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2001, 10:42:00 PM »
Saw this on a female Officers ticket book.

I have PMS ESP and a gun. That makes me an armed squeak that knows everything.

Also on other side of it

49%squeak 51% Sweetheart, don't push your luck.

On my old ticket book was:

Yes as a matter of fact, I DO own the whole damn road.

Saw a couple more.

So many cats, so few recipes.

My ex wifes other car is a broom.

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