Terms of Service translation:
We are dweebs and cannot think of our own useful content to provide to surfers. Instead, we'll use the content and efforts of legions of "subscribers" to surround our banner ads and support our advertising revenue.
We'd say thank you, but we don't really need to. You think it's a good deal to post your stuff here while we make money from it.
Well, OK. Thanks. Now, don't use this space in any way that might not bring surfers to our pages proper. We need to be able to float ads, build in ads, cull e-mail addresses to sell to spammers, or anything else we can think of to generate ad revenue. Did we mention we want the ad revenue?
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Rape, pillage, then burn...