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America apologizes to China!!!
« on: April 10, 2001, 08:22:00 PM »
 
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Offline XNachoX

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2001, 08:38:00 PM »
hehe  

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2001, 08:42:00 PM »
AHAHHAHA  

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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2001, 08:44:00 PM »
Thought it was a troll by the title...

LMAO  

I like the text, "If you can read this, you're flying too close"

That would make cool nose art for Aces High too  

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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2001, 08:51:00 PM »
It would look better on an big blue Cruise missle.

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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2001, 10:28:00 PM »
Excellent.  

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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2001, 11:21:00 PM »
HEHEHEHEHE, I was wondering if any would find thier way to the island and "remove" any temptation for the chinese to enter the plane again. Perhaps an invitation should be made to look inside at a specific time to "see the displays light up".

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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2001, 01:37:00 AM »
Its an amazing time to read the news, and even harder to keep a stright face.

1)  A damaged super-top-secret airplane LANDS on an adversaries airbase.  Almost any military pilot interviewed would have ditched the aircraft, and its sensitive data collection equipment.  What next?  A guided tour or NORAD?

2)  The pilot, who is portayed as a "Top Gun" like pilot, apparently crashed his aircraft into the P-3.  What's his name?  Wong Wei  (Wrong Way?).  And this is the pilot the Chinesse want to exalt into greatness?  Sure, and we can only match that by naming Cheech and Chong the new Surgeon Generals.  Imagine the drug research!

3)  The Chinesse insist on an apology for the incident and death of their pilot.  Like there arent a billion more Chinesse males with a "Moe" haircut!

4)  Late word is that the Chi-Coms are dissecting the aircraft, taking it apart and such.  Can we prove it?  Sure.  When we get the plane back, if we open up the panels they opened, if there is fortune inside, you can bet.....    

Ok ok, before you guys start throwing spoiled vegetables at me, I'm shutting up!  Just had to share some of that sarcasm with my fellow, cynical pals!



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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2001, 07:52:00 AM »
too funny LePaul  

Well it looks like they are on the way back. We just had to say we were "real sorry" their hot dog pilot died after ramming our plane and we are "real sorry" we landed on their airbase without a written invite.

Curious to see what, if any, action is taken against the pilot for not ditching in the 1st place or will he be touted as a hero.
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2001, 08:52:00 AM »
Meanwhile another 35 chinese try to sneak into Canada living in their own toejam for 5 weeks as they pay 30000 US to be smuggled out of the workers paradise.
When you get your plane back make sure to check it over for happy little commies.
Of course they want welfare as soon as they get here.

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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2001, 08:54:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by Pongo:
Meanwhile another 35 chinese try to sneak into Canada living in their own toejam for 5 weeks as they pay 30000 US to be smuggled out of the workers paradise.
When you get your plane back make sure to check it over for happy little commies.
Of course they want welfare as soon as they get here.

ROTFLOL, I heard about that, we've had several stow-a-ways come into the port of Seattle this past year..weird that you don't find many 'free-worlders' trying to smuggle themselves into Chi-Com...


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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2001, 03:49:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by Pongo:
Meanwhile another 35 chinese try to sneak into...
Of course they want welfare as soon as they get here.

 Don't know about Canada, but I would gladly exchange a lot of american scum for some of the chinese immigrants - most of them are hard-working, smart and self-reliant. A country can never have too many of those.
 Especially those who experienced the joys of communism - I would welcome any number of them from China.

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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2001, 07:06:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by miko2d:
 Don't know about Canada, but I would gladly exchange a lot of american scum for some of the chinese immigrants - most of them are hard-working, smart and self-reliant. A country can never have too many of those.
 Especially those who experienced the joys of communism - I would welcome any number of them from China.

 miko

S! Roger that, miko. If you ask me, Chinese immigrants are a lot less likely to need welfare... so stow it, Pongo!  

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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2001, 07:31:00 PM »
very well said!!!!!

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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2001, 05:37:00 AM »
Hey, here's a variant on that one (sorry for stealing, but thought this one was cute  )

 

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