Its an amazing time to read the news, and even harder to keep a stright face.
1) A damaged super-top-secret airplane LANDS on an adversaries airbase. Almost any military pilot interviewed would have ditched the aircraft, and its sensitive data collection equipment. What next? A guided tour or NORAD?
2) The pilot, who is portayed as a "Top Gun" like pilot, apparently crashed his aircraft into the P-3. What's his name? Wong Wei (Wrong Way?). And this is the pilot the Chinesse want to exalt into greatness? Sure, and we can only match that by naming Cheech and Chong the new Surgeon Generals. Imagine the drug research!
3) The Chinesse insist on an apology for the incident and death of their pilot. Like there arent a billion more Chinesse males with a "Moe" haircut!
4) Late word is that the Chi-Coms are dissecting the aircraft, taking it apart and such. Can we prove it? Sure. When we get the plane back, if we open up the panels they opened, if there is fortune inside, you can bet.....

Ok ok, before you guys start throwing spoiled vegetables at me, I'm shutting up! Just had to share some of that sarcasm with my fellow, cynical pals!
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Paul J. BusiereAces High Arena handle: BD5Pilot
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