« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Perils of Swallowing Gum  (Read 1028 times)

Offline Hangtime

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 10148
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2005, 12:35:32 AM »
you shoulda worked the gift.

a real man woulda invited the womenfolk in for the bubble fart show.

"pull my finger... go ahead...."
Logged
The price of Freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle, anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness...

...at home, or abroad.

Offline Jackal1

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9092
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2005, 01:29:53 AM »
A true moment of greatness on the BBS.
Logged
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Offline Octavius

  • Skinner Team
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6651
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2005, 01:31:26 AM »
:D

Loads of good poo stories similar to this one here:  http://www.poopreport.com
Logged
octavius
Fat Drunk BasTards (forum)
"bastard coated bastards with bastard filling?  delicious!"
Guest of the ++Blue Knights++[/size]

Offline Curval

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11572
      • http://n/a
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2005, 07:05:16 AM »
It HAS to be true.  Stories like that can't be made up.

LOL...

:rofl :aok
Logged
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Offline Furball

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15781
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2005, 07:30:51 AM »
too funny :D
Logged
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
-Cicero

-- The Blue Knights --

Offline Dead Man Flying

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6301
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2005, 07:53:34 AM »
And that, kids, is one of North Carolina's finest.  :D

-- Todd/Leviathn
Logged

Offline detch01

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1788
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2005, 10:36:50 AM »
:rofl


asw
Logged
asw
Latrine Attendant, 1st class
semper in excretio, solum profundum variat

Offline Scherf

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3409
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2005, 11:40:46 AM »
A classic.

This post should be made, errm, "sticky".
Logged
... missions were to be met by the commitment of alerted swarms of fighters, composed of Me 109's and Fw 190's, that were strategically based to protect industrial installations. The inferior capabilities of these fighters against the Mosquitoes made this a hopeless and uneconomical effort. 1.JD KTB

Offline JB66

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 283
      • http://members.fortunecity.com/ssbranni
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2005, 02:23:56 PM »
OMG...my eyes were watering from laughing so hard...:rofl :rofl
Logged

Offline BlueJ1

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5826
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2005, 02:45:00 PM »
I had to stop at the razor getting stuck part and make sure i didnt piss my pants laughing.
Logged
U.S.N.
Aviation Electrician MH-60S
OEF 08-09'

Offline Mustaine

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4139
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2005, 03:55:32 PM »
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA AA!!!!!!!!1111 !!!!!!!111111ONE


ROFLMAOPMPASTC!!!!!

:aok
Logged
Genetically engineered in a lab, and raised by wolverines -- ]V[ E G A D E T ]-[
AoM DFC ZLA BMF and a bunch of other acronyms.

Offline SkyWolf

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 599
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2005, 04:40:47 PM »
A true Milestone in the art of BBS Posting. :rofl :lol
Logged

Offline Meatwad

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12884
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2005, 08:58:16 AM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Stories like that make my day!:D
Logged
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline AWMac

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9251
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2005, 11:23:39 PM »
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!


  Ohhhhh chit.  a true work of literary art.  Good show Old Bean!!!  :aok

I've just past lung parts through my nose....

History is made once again in AH BBS!!!!!

*Not Worthy*

:rofl
Logged

Offline Nash

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11705
      • http://sbm.boomzoom.org/
Perils of Swallowing Gum
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2005, 11:48:00 PM »
Ah so you got the song Nuke. :)
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Up
« previous next »