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Offline T0J0

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Pros of living under Islamic Law
« on: November 01, 2005, 07:38:18 AM »
Top Ten pros when living under Islamic law

10: Get to carry Automatic rifles without a permit:
9: Beating your wife is encouraged and legal:
8: Beating any member of the family is encouraged and legal:
7: Actual real work is discouraged for prayer time:
6: Anyone practicing another religion is fair game for beating and beheadings:
5: Did I mention real work is discouraged?
4: Unhappy with wife beat her to death and get another one..Legally!
3: Take a crap in your nieghbors yard, he craps in your yard..life is good:
2: Classes in bomb making are free and encouraged:
1: Blow up women and children and get showered with virgins! Life was good:

TJ