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Offline fartwinkle

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« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2005, 11:14:15 PM »
Crap or get off the pot::: my grandfather when he was stuck behind slow drivers.


If if and buts were candy and nut we would all have a merry x-mas:::Dandy Don Merideth in response to howard cosell's stupid comments
on monday night football.

Offline Captain Virgil Hilts

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« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2005, 11:19:06 PM »
Cole Thornton: Well, let's just say I'm on your side and this no......... job for amatuers.

Harry Callahan : Your mouthwash ain't makin it.
Harry Callahan : You're a legend in your own mind.

Harvey Stovall : That is not why I am drunk tonight. I got drunk because I am confused. I was thinking, which is a thing a man should not do, and all at once I couldn't remember what any of them looked like. I, I couldn't see their faces, Bishop, Cobb, Wilson, Zimmy, all of them. All of you. They all looked alike, just one face. And it was very young. It confused me. I think I shall stay drunk until I'm not confused anymore.

Destroyer Commander: You remember it. Remember every bit of it, 'cause we are on the eve of a day that people are going to talk about long after we are dead and gone.  (From The Longest Day).

Major General Gunther Blumentritt: This is history. We are living an historical moment. We are going to lose the war because our glorious Führer has taken a sleeping pill and is not to be awakened.

Flight Officer David Campbell: He's dead. I'm crippled. You're lost. Do you suppose it's always like that? I mean war.

Flight Officer David Campbell: The thing that's always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep on getting fewer.

Brigadier General Norman Cota: I don't have to tell you the story. You all know it. Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach: those that are already dead and those that are gonna die. Now get off your butts. You guys are the Fighting 29th.

German officer: What are you doing over here by the wire?
Hilts: Well, like I told Max here, I was trying to get my...
German Soldier: [Voice] Achtung!
[Von Luger enters]
Von Luger: What were you doing by the wire?
Hilts: Well, like I told Max... I was trying to cut my way through your wire because I wanta get out.
Hilts: I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.
Von Luger: Are all American officers so ill-mannered?
Hilts: Yeah, about 99 percent.
Von Luger: Then perhaps while you are with us you will have a chance to learn some. Ten days isolation, Hilts.
Hilts: *Captain* Hilts.
Von Luger: Twenty days.
Hilts: Right. Oh, uh, you'll still be here when I get out?
Von Luger: [visibly annoyed] Cooler.

Hilts: Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that if I get through the wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up... to turn myself in and get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get the information you need?
Bartlett: Yes.
Hilts: How many you taking out?
Bartlett: Two hundred and fifty.
Hilts: Two hundred and fifty?
Bartlett: Yeh.
Hilts: You're crazy. You oughta be locked up. You, too. Two hundred and fifty guys just walkin' down the road, just like that?
"I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or the air, and I plan on doing both, BEFORE the war is over."

SaVaGe


Offline jaxxo

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« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2005, 12:01:27 AM »
"I gotta take a piss"

                          Vincent Vega

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« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2005, 12:15:34 AM »
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Originally posted by Widewing
From John Wayne's films True Grit and Rooster Cogburn:

"I do not fear a skunk, I merely do not care for its odor." - Eula Goodnight

"Mr. Rat, I have a writ here that says you are to stop eating Cheng Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now, It's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same! See? He doesn't pay any attention to me. (BAM! he shoots the rat) You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You either kill him or let him be." - Rooster Cogburn

To the Texas Ranger: "How long you boys down there been mounted on sheep?" - Rooster Cogburn

Attorney: How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?
Rooster: I never shot nobody I didn't have to.
Attorney: That was not the question. How many?
Rooster: Uh… shot, or killed?
Attorney: Oh, let us restrict it to killed, so that we may have a manageable figure!
Rooster: Well, twelve to fifteen, stopping men in flight and defending myself.
Attorney: Twelve to fifteen? So many that you cannot keep an accurate count! I have examined the record, Mr. Cogburn. A much more accurate figure is available. Come now — how many?
Rooster: Counting them two Whartons… twenty-three.
Attorney: Twenty-three men in four years. That makes about six men a year!
Rooster: It's a dangerous business.

My regards,

Widewing


Shoulda continued.

something like


Attorney "And what direction were you going when you were backing up"
Rooster "Backward. I always go backward when Im backing up"
Death is no easy answer
For those who wish to know
Ask those who have been before you
What fate the future holds
It ain't pretty

Offline Krusty

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« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2005, 12:22:56 AM »
Indy: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! Don't go between them!!!"

Elsa: "Go between them?!?!? Are you CRAZY?!?!"

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« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2005, 01:09:04 AM »
FOR THE LAST TIME JAXXO! THAT QUOTE IS COPYRIGHTED! SPADE DEMANDS IT OUT OF YOUR SIG!!!!!!:O

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« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2005, 01:11:31 AM »
"The early worm gets attacked and eaten" - Unknown

Offline rod367th

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« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2005, 01:14:54 AM »
Come and get it........................... ... watermelon maybe thats why i'm 6'4 370 lbs

Offline Treize69

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« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2005, 01:43:19 AM »
Stewie: Peek-a-boo, I see you...

Man in White: Who are you? What do you want?

Stewie: FREEDOM! What do you want?

Man in White: I wanna get the hell out of here!!

Stewie: Oh I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that, I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death!

Man in White: What the hell is this?

Stewie: Its a BOY! BFFFZZT!!!
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Zim: GiR! What did you do to my telescope!?

GiR: Nothing...

Zim: Nothing? You mean something broken and its not your fault!?

GiR: I know I'm scared too...
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Zim: GiR, its been a pleasure working with you, you may self destruct.

GiR: FINALLY!!! hehehehe BOOOM
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GiR: Yay, were doomed!
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Zim: Come, filthy beast of meat and hair, your magical love adventure begins NOW!!!
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From the Terrible Thunder Lizards: When... does the hurting... stop?
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And I cant believe noone has yet said...

How are you gentlemen?

All your base are belong to us.

You are on the way to destruction.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

ha ha ha ha ....
Treize (pronounced 'trays')- because 'Treisprezece' is too long and even harder to pronounce.

Moartea bolșevicilor.

Offline Balsy

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« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2005, 07:11:34 AM »
"Im your huckleberry" Doc Holiday (Tombstone)

Balsy

Offline SkyWolf

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« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2005, 08:05:41 AM »
" I reject your reality and substitute my own".

That Guy on Myth Busters.

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« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2005, 08:29:54 AM »
Love is what gives you the wings to fly. But that wings won't do you any good if you are trapped inside a cage.

If you love something, set it free.  If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.




One can build a staircase where each stair looks true to the one below it, but the staircase is quite crooked at the end.




Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today cause they got on my nerves....
21 is only half the truth.

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« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2005, 08:56:34 AM »
Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.

And this one I just read:

"No one generation has any right to play at ducks and drakes with the destiny of a nation"
« Last Edit: November 03, 2005, 08:59:08 AM by Blammo »
BLAMM0 - FACTA, NON VERBA!

Offline dedalos

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« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2005, 10:01:27 AM »
"I am sending the film to HT"

Some one in this thread, after stalling his lala.
Quote from: 2bighorn on December 15, 2010 at 03:46:18 PM
Dedalos pretty much ruined DA.

Offline navajoboy

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« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2005, 10:33:10 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by SkyWolf
" I reject your reality and substitute my own".

That Guy on Myth Busters.


GOOD ONE!!
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