Author Topic: Favorite Quotes (Read 3402 times)

Furball · « **Reply #45 on:** November 03, 2005, 12:10:30 PM »

"never in the field of human conflict, was so much owed, by so many, to so few."

W.S.C.

Pooface · « **Reply #46 on:** November 03, 2005, 12:48:20 PM »

the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Morpheus · « **Reply #47 on:** November 03, 2005, 12:48:59 PM »

"Lucky"

Roscoroo · « **Reply #48 on:** November 03, 2005, 01:01:23 PM »

"I'm not Really staring at scantily clad women ,.... I'm working here."

Bruce Cambell, from one of the Zena episodes

Fav lic plate [ UHITUDI ]

megadud · « **Reply #49 on:** November 03, 2005, 01:02:12 PM »

it's in the sig

Simaril · « **Reply #50 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:11:59 PM »

From the classic "The Third Man";
Orson Wells as bad guy Harry Lime:

"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?....

The cuckoo clock."

ThunderEGG · « **Reply #51 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:14:02 PM »

My signature...

Treize69 · « **Reply #52 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:18:15 PM »

"every guy should have a three-way, once before he dies..."

Bob and Tom

Krusty · « **Reply #53 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:23:30 PM »

SG-1 episode:

Volnek: You were lucky…

Mitchell: lucky is good.

BaDkaRmA158Th · « **Reply #54 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:44:21 PM »

Just ready my signature.

bozon · « **Reply #55 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:48:11 PM »

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
A. Einstein describing how radio works.

"Death to the mortals!"
Army of darkness

and my sig.

Delirium · « **Reply #56 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:54:02 PM »

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

--Friedrich Nietzsche

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"If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed."

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."

-- Benjamin Franklin

Eden · « **Reply #57 on:** November 03, 2005, 03:24:57 PM »

Don't let your dingle-dangle ... dangle in the dirt - A drill Sergeant I once knew

DUCK SEASON...NOW SHOOT! - Daffy Duck

Schatzi · « **Reply #58 on:** November 03, 2005, 03:38:14 PM »

Surviving is easy. Living very difficult.

Eden · « **Reply #59 on:** November 03, 2005, 03:55:10 PM »

A couple more I though of

Gun control means hitting your target - I forget where I heard this one

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down - my neighbor at a funeral for his Aunt

Of all the things I've had and lost - I think I miss my mind the most - Alice Cooper.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger and really pisses you off - same neighbor, same funeral

Never get in a foxhole with someone braver than you - Army NCO

Keep shooting ... ammo is cheap - Rules for clearing a room in a building

It's not the size of the crater that matters but what was there before you made it - An artilleryman

Never mark your position with smoke...the enemy has eyes also - Army NCO

Pull pin and throw grenade - instructions on running a hand grenade range taken from Ft Bragg NC

If it wont fit in your pockets it will fit in the sponson box - a Tanker

If God had meant for us to walk he wouldn't have put seats in the Turret - Same Tanker

It is the Job of every good tank commander to be large enough in the belly to keep his crew dry - Same Tanker