Author Topic: tatertot found (Read 932 times)

shegotya · « **on:** November 06, 2005, 08:43:35 PM »

Remains of tatertot were found washed up on shore in Aruba. Investigaters say foul play is likely and maybe connected with the disappearance of Natalie Holloway. Investagators have discovered evidence linking tatertot to a series of crimes involving underage tatertots. Sources close to the investigation say that an arrest in the case is likely. Anyone with information is asked to call Mr. Potato Head chief investagator.

Billy Joe Bob · « **Reply #1 on:** November 06, 2005, 08:46:52 PM »

Lan784 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:00:40 PM »

viper215 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:05:43 PM »

the tatartots never had a chance:(

SkyRock · « **Reply #4 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:24:03 PM »

************UPDATE***********

A local was quoted as saying he had witnessed said "tatertot" getting his groove on with a very large Ketchup Bottle last Friday night in the Alleyway between Potato King and Hasbrowns are Us. The local also stated that said "tatertot" was obviously salted off his bellybutton and looking a little bit crispy! The local, who only gave the number 999 for his identity to protect his family, also admitted to helping tatertot with the messy ketchup cleanup afterwards! Police have since discredited the local's statement on the grounds that he had infact himself been seen the previous week with a very large Turnip outside a local farmers market! ****Tune in the the News at 11 for further updates!

meddog · « **Reply #5 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:33:39 PM »

Follow the trail of ketchup

shegotya · « **Reply #6 on:** November 06, 2005, 10:23:11 PM »

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Originally posted by SkyRock
************UPDATE***********

A local was quoted as saying he had witnessed said "tatertot" getting his groove on with a very large Ketchup Bottle last Friday night in the Alleyway between Potato King and Hasbrowns are Us. The local also stated that said "tatertot" was obviously salted off his bellybutton and looking a little bit crispy! The local, who only gave the number 999 for his identity to protect his family, also admitted to helping tatertot with the messy ketchup cleanup afterwards! Police have since discredited the local's statement on the grounds that he had infact himself been seen the previous week with a very large Turnip outside a local farmers market! ****Tune in the the News at 11 for further updates!

.......BREAKING NEWS.............

Investagaters have made an arrest in the tatertot case. Police have arrested Spudy Buddy and charged him with the murder and dismemberment of tatertot. Spudy Buddy a resident of Idaho, was arrested outside his potato sack early this morning after a tip from police informant aka 999000. District Attourney intends to seek death penalty in the case of Spudy Buddy. We will break in with further updates as the situation unfolds.

"SheGotYa" anchorwoman for channel 5 news

Bear76 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 06, 2005, 10:45:48 PM »

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Originally posted by shegotya
.......BREAKING NEWS.............

Investagaters have made an arrest in the tatertot case. Police have arrested Spudy Buddy and charged him with the murder and dismemberment of tatertot. Spudy Buddy a resident of Idaho, was arrested outside his potato sack early this morning after a tip from police informant aka 999000. District Attourney intends to seek death penalty in the case of Spudy Buddy. We will break in with further updates as the situation unfolds.

"SheGotYa" anchorwoman for channel 5 news

I hope he "fries"

cav58d · « **Reply #8 on:** November 07, 2005, 12:49:10 AM »

If you wanna find tater tot just follow the trail of leeking KY Jelly seeping from 999's arse

Slash27 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2005, 12:55:33 AM »

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Originally posted by cav58d
If you wanna find tater tot just follow the trail of leeking KY Jelly seeping from 999's arse

sick and wrong:(

yet funny:D

SFCHONDO · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2005, 02:00:35 AM »

LOL...Great story....Luv this stuff

SkyRock · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2005, 07:32:33 AM »

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Originally posted by Bear76
I hope he "fries"

lmao:rofl

cav58d · « **Reply #12 on:** November 07, 2005, 02:41:16 PM »

Tater is a jerk...He left the rooks and now we have no one to sink CV's....

SkyRock · « **Reply #13 on:** November 07, 2005, 03:21:59 PM »

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Originally posted by cav58d
Tater is a jerk...He left the rooks and now we have no one to sink CV's....

Tater nor 999 are jerks, they are good folk! Period!

ColKLink · « **Reply #14 on:** November 07, 2005, 03:51:08 PM »

I used to think caf58 was an adult.

I question that now.