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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: November 10, 2005, 10:39:16 AM »
http://www.nbc5i.com/news/5289996/detail.html

Pistol-Packing Grandmother Shoots Intruder

ARLINGTON, Texas -- A woman found evidence on her porch that someone might have broken into her house when she let her dogs out for a walk early Wednesday morning. The woman's granddaughter also said she heard noises from inside the house.

Susan Gaylord Buxton, 66, retrieved her .38 caliber handgun and searched her house. She found a man hiding in a closet, covered by a coat.

The man, 22-year-old Christopher Lessner, lunged for the gun, and, police said, Buxton shot him once in the leg. She fired a second shot, which missed, according to police.

"She had let her dogs out to go to the bathroom and noticed there were muddy footprints leading into her house," said Doug Depoma, with the Arlington Police Department. The woman "searched her house and located him inside a closet near the front door."

Buxton, who was a license for the weapon, said she feared for her safety and that of her 28-year-old granddaughter.

"He was 6 feet tall," she said. "He could have done something horrible my granddaughter and me. That's exactly the reason you need to learn how to handle (a firearm) and keep it with you."

Arlington police attempted to pull over Lessner near Interstate 30 and Fielder Road in briefly after 11 p.m. Tuesday. Lessner drove the car to a dead-end road and fled into a nearby neighborhood.

Police began canvassing the neighborhood near the 1700 block of Northhaven Court on foot as well as by air.

At about 12:30 a.m. Wednesday, officers responded to a 911 call of a shooting at a residence. The homeowner told police she found someone hiding in her house and shot him in the leg.

Lessner ran from the woman's house and was found at about 3 a.m. a few houses away hiding underneath a patio deck, police said.

He was arrested and transported to an area hospital, where he is being treated for a gunshot wound.

Buxton was not injured in the incident.

Arlington police said Lessner is expected to be charged with unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, evading arrest, criminal mischief and criminal trespass. Buxton was not expected to face charges.


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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2005, 10:44:43 AM »
that is inhumane!

why couldn't she just give him a good smack with a cricket paddle or hide under the bed like a good little socialist?

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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2005, 10:48:12 AM »
She needs more training...legshot?

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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2005, 10:48:31 AM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
that is inhumane!

why couldn't she just give him a good smack with a cricket paddle or hide under the bed like a good little socialist?

lazs



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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2005, 10:50:41 AM »
Maybe she was going for the ephemeral artery and let his bellybutton bleed to death. Dang sorry she missed.

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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2005, 10:55:11 AM »
Lazs, you'd appreciate the comment on another forum where we have a large european contingency:

A poster from Elburg, Netherlands said this:
Over here you are not allowed to do anything to a burglar. You may not even touch him cause he could press charges against ya if u did.

In theory you just can stand still and watch the guy take all your stuff with him.

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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2005, 11:07:40 AM »
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Maybe she was going for the ephemeral artery and let his bellybutton bleed to death. Dang sorry she missed.


FYI   You will ALWAYS miss an emphemeral artery ---


http://onlinedictionary.datasegment.com/word/ephemeral



The femoral artery is bigger and bleeds more....

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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2005, 11:12:39 AM »
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The man, 22-year-old Christopher Lessner, lunged for the gun


hehe... sure he did.

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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2005, 11:30:39 AM »
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that is inhumane!

why couldn't she just give him a good smack with a cricket paddle or hide under the bed like a good little socialist?

lazs


Because she's from Texas?

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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2005, 11:46:13 AM »
Yup...but don't mess with 14 year olds armed with guns at school as well:

Too bad there wasn't an armed private citizen around to gun down this kid

This is the most recent one...but there's lots more.

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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2005, 11:50:32 AM »
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hehe... sure he did.


I'm sure you would have felt sorry for his depressed economic status and loaded all of your belongings into your vehicle and given him the key so he could enjoy the fruits of prosperity intead of being the downtroden poverty striken thief / potential rapist / potential murderer he actually is. :rolleyes:  :huh

































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Remember just because it's YOUR house he has just broken into while it was occupied doesn't mean he's a bad person.........
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2005, 12:03:39 PM »
I wonder if beater, er beatle will stop into this thread.


I suppose for him it would have been better for the granny to get murdered or raped or both.


Makes sense with his history with women though.

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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2005, 12:23:01 PM »
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Originally posted by Curval
Yup...but don't mess with 14 year olds armed with guns at school as well:

Too bad there wasn't an armed private citizen around to gun down this kid

This is the most recent one...but there's lots more.

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hooray for gun free zones? :furious

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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2005, 01:41:48 PM »
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Yup...but don't mess with 14 year olds armed with guns at school as well:


Don't mess with 16-18 year old high school kids DUI. 12 or more die each day in auto accidents, far more than are killed in any kind of gun incident if you discount gangbangers of that age using illegally attained guns to gain market share in the sale of illegal drugs (which are fully illegal in all 50 states but enter the country by the ton). Of course, we should ban alcohol again to keep us all safe from the percentage who can't handle it or use it illegally. BTW, I don't personally know anyone who was killed by a gun, but I do know 3 friends who died alcohol related deaths.

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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2005, 01:45:10 PM »
Now lets not get crazy,

I need alcohol to help steady my shot.