I'll answer you in good faith.
Unlike you and I, Snopes doesn't just say stuff.
Snopes leads with the question, examines it, and either affirms the conclusion or debunks it based on a transpearent evaluation of the facts.
We don't, generally.
And, as demonstrated in this thread, some "notice how the world was a brighter and more fun place before Snopes."
Which - when you think about that - when you really think about that - means.... what?
So don't get yer skirt in a knot. It's not as if I'm making this up, and if so inclined, I could probably find a snapshot or two of your head so deeply submerged in the Kool-Aid as to make your objections here understandable.