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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2005, 09:26:57 AM »
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Offline J_A_B

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« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2005, 09:47:13 AM »
"It takes a really hard up man to accept your GF is carrying another mans child"


Fixed it for ya.


He'll leave her ASAP if he has an ounce of sense.  

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« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2005, 10:10:04 AM »
Dump the walking ashtray!

Chicks that smoke are nasty.
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« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2005, 10:12:26 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2005, 10:32:29 AM »
Eagler...whoa...I'm the one in pink, of course! :D

It's taken out a fantastic comedy over here (well, on that tiny island on top 'o me)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/

I recommend it if you haven't seen it!

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« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2005, 11:17:57 AM »
If she didn't know for five months she's either been lying to you or too stupid to be worth keeping.
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« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2005, 11:42:38 AM »
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my girlfriend of 4 months is 5 months pregnant!:O  and she smoked and drank the whole time!:O  and the father is a filthy mexican (omg just kidding i dont care.)


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« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2005, 11:43:21 AM »
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lol just saw this
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Offline SMIDSY

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« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2005, 04:20:56 PM »
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If she didn't know for five months she's either been lying to you or too stupid to be worth keeping.


she is on a birth control shot that turns off her "time of the month" for about 5 months. i seen the ultrasound and it checks in with her story.
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« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2005, 04:49:06 PM »
Haha Smidsy just got out of high school too.  What an a fruit loop.  Takes a ******* father to walk away from his own kid, but takes an ounce of sanity to leave your no good lying girlfriend who is carrying another guys kid.  When did she start with the shot?  I'm suspicious....
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« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2005, 08:17:59 PM »
So refresh my memory - u are ditching the *****, right?
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« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2005, 08:25:51 PM »
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Chicks that smoke are nasty.



Oral fixation can be a god thing...........

I dig any chick who's willing to put something funky in her mouth and smoke it
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« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2005, 08:27:25 PM »
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The last two are echoes.
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« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2005, 08:35:50 PM »
In most states, if you accept the child as your own, even if the child isn't via blood test, you STILL accept responsibility  ie child support payments.

Think VERY carefully on this...
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« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2005, 08:39:55 PM »
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I dig any chick who's willing to put something funky in her mouth and smoke it


Here ya go Waffle...

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