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LJK Raubvogel

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« on: January 12, 2001, 12:42:00 PM »
What annoys you most on the freeway? Here's a few on my list:

1) The guy who passes me; weaves in and out of traffic like a fool, always thinking he's "getting ahead", and ends up right in front of me at the red light on the off ramp.

2) The people who think that since they are doing 56 mph that they must stay in the left lane.

3) The guy who is doing 45 mph; until you decide to pass him, then he wants to do 85 mph.

4) The 40 y/o soccer mom in the 9 ton SUV who tries to merge into your passenger seat because she can't see you in her 10ft blindspot.

I know I missed some, but it was a slow commute this morning   Feel free to add to the list.

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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2001, 01:22:00 PM »
SOCCER MOMS HAVE GOT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one had the nerve to yell at me cause she thought I was going to fast, the whole time her son was doing jumping jacks in the front seat. not to mention she was speeding as she told me this. then to top it all off, she ran a red light as she had her head turned around yelling at one of the 5 or 6 kids in the back of her suburban assualt vehicle.

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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2001, 01:24:00 PM »
The second funniest accident I ever saw was 6 SUVs in a bumper/bumper pilup.  No injuries... just a bunch of pissed off house wives that knew everyone else in the pile-up was at fault

Funniest was a tractor (semi truck) that had rear-ended a flatbed trailer used for hauling heavy equipment.  It cleaned out most of the suspension and just drove up onto the flatbed (sanz wheels).  It was quite a spectacle.  Nobody was hurt.

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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2001, 02:05:00 PM »
ahhhh dont get me started!
here my top 10 but it coulda gone to 100

1) people who dont understand the concept of "fast traffic to the left and slower traffic to the right" we actually put signs up to remind people even though it is common sense - if you've ever been to germany, austria or switzerland etc...you can see how following this simple concept almost completely reduces traffic and really prevents clogs! people in the states are perplexed by this idea and i dont know why

2)  People who go out into the intersection in traffic (in town problem), as the light is turning yellow and get stuck there backing up all who now have a green light - simple solution: wait til you have space on the other side before you go into the intersection=common sense

3)  when you have waited in line at a busy exit for 20 min due to traffic and some guy goes to the front of the line and pushes in - you see ...he is more important than the rest of us, so we should let him in,  what were we thinking- har! wish i had a chain fed weapon right there....  

4) that stupid lost look - with the face 3 inches from the wheel and the jaw slack - bits of drool....speedometer sz 35mph

5) people who dont yield the right of way or move when you come up behind them in the fast lane - why hold someone up if you are slower - again try driving in europe for a month the benefits become clear- most of the time its an ego thing...(little tiny guy big high rise truck complete with rotweillers and that cartoon of calvin from calvin and hobbes pissing on a ford symbol or something...how original only about 1.6 million of those stupid things out there)

6) people who cant keep their vehicle inside the lane - this one really shows skill level!

7) cell phone users

8) amen to the guys who mentioned soccer moms and their writhing horde of unruly little huns

9)  double parkers - this is not a freeway issue but sometimes people will double park to go get their laundry or a drink or something and traffic backs up for 2 blocks! i would be really self conscious if i did this, knowing i brought 10-15 people to a stop out of selfishness  so i dont see how they do it

10) anyone who lacks situational awareness - ever see this? someone is  in front of you and you see them staring dead ahead but it doesnt seem to register because they are slowly drifting across the freeway and into your car and right about 2 feet away they realize and swerve back across 2 lanes all of a sudden?


rant rant - ok better now....deep breaths

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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2001, 02:31:00 PM »
 
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5)  most of the time its an ego thing...(little tiny guy big high rise truck complete with rotweillers and that cartoon of calvin from calvin and hobbes pissing on a ford symbol or something...how original only about 1.6 million of those stupid things out there)


ROFL....yeah gotta love those guys.  



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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2001, 02:40:00 PM »
I just want to say that my latest rant on the road is the lack of getting 'The Finger' that I expected to get with my huge sign in the back of the truck window that says Sore Loserman...I put it there for a reaction, and all I'm getting is THUMBS UP in a LIBERAL CITY, whats up with dat!?!

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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2001, 03:17:00 PM »
This one is along the same lines as the guy that ends up right in front of you at the stop light after driving like a mad man to get there.

The guy that rides your bellybutton for a mile then passes you just to pull right back in front of you and take the exit!

The guy that's pissed because your doing the speed limit.

The guy that's flying along, passes you, and then slows down.

The guy you pass that you've been slowly gaining on for 10 miles that speeds up and rides your ass. As you accelerate they accelerate. As you slow down, they slow down. Riding your bellybutton the whole time of course. They can't get to far away from someone who has the will to move. They have been lost and alone tell you came along. Unsure of the exact speed to travel. Who will warn them of impending danger. Safety in numbers. The herd mentality. They my be stuck right to your butt but they wont pass. They need you to keep going. Then his buddy see's you. He's the guy that is going faster than you until he gets beside your car. Then he just can't seem to get past you. It's to bold. To risky. He my be noticed. Then more bottle up around them. They had to be going faster than you. You had your cruise control on. But your a magnet. They see you have the power, the stability they need. Then more come along. Soon it's like a blood clot on the highway of life. No one is going to get around now. They suck from you your will to proceed. You finally get fed up with these guys plastered to your butt sucking your will to make bold individual moves so you put the wood to it. They can't handle it. It's to risky now. Your not the stable rock of leadership they were looking for. So They just attaches themselve to the poor guy you just had to pass and proceed. Following distance can be sacrificed for the herd!

All of the rest you mentioned are some of my favorite pet peeves too.

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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2001, 04:30:00 PM »
BLUE HAIR!!!!

My all time fave's are these, I bet  the ring a bell

1. when on a 6 lane road someone pulss out into the road and pulls straight into your lane going super slow.

2. When the speed limit is 70 on a 2 laner at night and some doofus is going 45 and he sees you coming from waaayy back but doesent move over to let you by till you have slowd down to his speed and waited about 20sec THN he moves over, seeing as how he has raped your momentum now.

3. People who are going slow THAT JUST WONT MOVE OVER!!  these folks usually get passed by me by about 3 inchies with a dirty look and a finger.

4. LOWRIDERS CREEPIN THROUGH MY HOOD.

5.Housewife savagly beating her kids while weaving all over the road.

6. teenagers that just had their daddy buy them a camero who will try to race anything, not excluding old women or mail trucks.

7. teen girls, nuff said

8. People whe will bumper hump you despit the fact that you are already going 10mph over the speed limit.

9. when for some reason you make eye contact with someone and they get all pissed and wanna race...

10. when you look in your rear view mirrio and see....A grill.

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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2001, 04:37:00 PM »
mrfish, I totally agree with #3, but what pisses me off more, are those handsomehunkes that actually let them in!

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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2001, 04:57:00 PM »
I really hate high vehicles like SUV's, trucks and their likes. They ignore the yellow light.

Sure, we all step on it when it just turned yellow, but with these big trucks the problem is that the guy behind them cant see the lights. result can be the guy behind the truck also running the now-red light and getting hit.

Very,very nasty.

Oh yeah, and Im also terrified of the teenage girls WITH a cellphone. I actually slow down and let them get faar ahead of me.

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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2001, 05:04:00 PM »
Man was I ever a #6. My first car was a 1964 Chevy 3/4 ton truck with an 7,000rpm redline full race Corvette 283. Black with chrome molding and white trim. Chrome mag's with fat 60 series tires and raised white letters. The headers emptied into a set of Thrush mufflers and exited just behind the cab. Oh man you want to talk resonance! Setting there at a stop light, idling at 1000rpm (but it sounds like it's idling at 100). Some little old lady has the gall to pull up beside me at the light! Who does she think she is in that Dodge Dart! I'll show her! The tach cranks to 3 grand, the light turns green and I side step the clutch. The hides ignite! The sound and the fury! Me and my buddy are pinned to the seat. Sideways in the road. Grab the next gear. Sideways again. I roar ahead of that cheeky little old lady. Practically side swiping her in the process. Man I'm sooo coool.   I get home and my dad calls. "Hey I hear you were burning the tires on the corner of so and so. My buddy just called. He thought it was me. Bring me the truck."  

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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2001, 05:04:00 PM »
Everyone else on it!

Gotta love Soccer Moms though.

I think our women are the only ones on earth who can convince their up to the eyeballs in debt, massive mortgage paying, overly insured men who are the fathers of 1.2 spoiled brats to go out and buy a vehicle capable of climbing the Rockies off road  for a ridiculous amount of money to haul one anothers kids around in a couple times a week.

Ah America!

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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2001, 05:11:00 PM »
Since its winter:
  • People that think 4wd will hel a car stop as well as it helps it accelerate on ICE
  • People that refuse to complete the pass of a semi because of its spray.. only to hang out right next to it
  • people that refuse to scape any more than a 2"x4" patch from the ice on their windshield.. then go 1 mile per hour because they can't see
  • Portland problem:  People that stop their cars in the middle of a highway if it starts to snow (in the lane.. not off to the side), abandon it, and only come to pick it up when the snow clears.  This actually happened here one year.  People left their cars on the highway (in the middle of it) for 2 days.  The city was so befuttled.. they didn't know what to do about it.  The next year they informed the city at the start of the winter that any cars abandoned on the freeway would be towed to the impound yard and have water squirted into the lock mechanisms.
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2001, 05:31:00 PM »
Mrfish,
You and I drive in the same traffic.  I have to back you up on your list.

I aggree with Natedog as well.

Pet peeve:  SUVs that try to merge with my truck (2 wheel drive Nissan) at a stoplight and expect me to move out of the way because they are bigger.  Idiots.

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