Author Topic: Light Beer (Read 542 times)

Pei · « **on:** December 20, 2001, 10:31:00 PM »

Come on you Americans, explain the purpose of light beer to me. I've lived in the US for a few years now and I still don't understand.

If it doesn't get you drunk and it doesn't make you fat then what's the point?

Regular · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2001, 11:12:00 PM »

Light beer is lame if you want to get drunk. I like getting drunk till I pass out. I drank a case of light beer(wasnt 3.2 beer) and didnt get drunk. I prefer the malt liquor.

Ozark · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2001, 11:19:00 PM »

Light beer is for those who enjoy urinating without the buzz.

NATEDOG · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2001, 09:11:00 AM »

man you kids need to come to Texas, where the lite beer is 5% just like the regular beer, just fewer calories, so you don't get AS fat.

Chaos68 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2001, 09:54:00 AM »

I thought light beer was just for those freaky people who like the teast of beer but dont want to get drunk.

..?? dont ask me i hate light beer.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2001, 10:10:00 AM »

light beer is so sensitive guys have something to hold at the bar

Jack55 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2001, 06:05:00 PM »

Drink water it tastes better, except maybe in Texas.

Udie · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2001, 06:10:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Jack55:
Drink water it tastes better, except maybe in Texas.

Depends on what part.

Though if you want water without any taste, the way it should be, you gotta buy the bottled stuff.

paintmaw · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2001, 03:53:00 PM »

Light beer drinkers don't piss on their shoes

Regular · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2002, 12:28:00 AM »

Octavius · « **Reply #10 on:** January 06, 2002, 12:44:00 AM »

LMAO, i salute you once again regular! light beer is the way to go if you're on a diet. if not, get a forty of miller high life and you're set for the night. :DD