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Offline Pei

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« on: December 20, 2001, 10:31:00 PM »
Come on you Americans, explain the purpose of light beer to me. I've lived in the US for a few years now and I still don't understand.

If it doesn't get you drunk and it doesn't make you fat then what's the point?

Offline Regular

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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2001, 11:12:00 PM »
Light beer is lame if you want to get drunk. I like getting drunk till I pass out. I drank a case of light beer(wasnt 3.2 beer) and didnt get drunk. I prefer the malt liquor.

Offline Ozark

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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2001, 11:19:00 PM »
Light beer is for those who enjoy urinating without the buzz.

Offline NATEDOG

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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2001, 09:11:00 AM »
man you kids need to come to Texas, where the lite beer is 5% just like the regular beer, just fewer calories, so you don't get AS fat.

Offline Chaos68

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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2001, 09:54:00 AM »
I thought light beer was just for those freaky people who like the teast of beer but dont want to get drunk.

..?? dont ask me i hate light beer.

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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2001, 10:10:00 AM »
light beer is so sensitive guys have something to hold at the bar

Offline Jack55

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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2001, 06:05:00 PM »
Drink water it tastes better, except maybe in Texas.

Offline Udie

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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2001, 06:10:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Jack55:
Drink water it tastes better, except maybe in Texas.

Depends on what part.  :) Though if you want water without any taste, the way it should be, you gotta buy the bottled stuff.

Offline paintmaw

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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2001, 03:53:00 PM »
Light beer drinkers don't piss on their shoes

Offline Regular

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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2002, 12:28:00 AM »
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Offline Octavius

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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2002, 12:44:00 AM »
LMAO, i salute you once again regular!  light beer is the way to go if you're on a diet.   if not, get a forty of miller high life and you're set for the night.  :DD
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