Author Topic: Guy is selling guaranteed #1 hits on Ebay (Read 409 times)

Black Sheep · « **on:** November 26, 2005, 08:01:14 PM »

For all you music guys out there: This is quite funny - and if you go to his website - it'll get funnier.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4799831741

This has to be an attention-getter, cause its too crazy to be real.

Black Sheep · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2005, 08:02:32 PM »

"I will have my security with me for the appointment and you are welcome to bring yours, if that is alright with you? happy bidding"

Is he talking about Mom and Dad?

Hawklore · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2005, 08:53:31 PM »

Whats even scarier, he's got a mirror to watch himself play DJ..

Black Sheep · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2005, 08:55:41 PM »

so he can see which multi-colored foam windscreen matches his ensemble best

jigsaw · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2005, 09:55:13 PM »

Diane Warren eat your heart out.

Golfer · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2005, 12:05:58 AM »

Hmm...I'll start selling my parodies on ebay. Guaranteed to win Grammys...hmm...yes!

Seraphim · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2005, 12:06:10 AM »

With all the losers that have no talent and a lot of money (like puff-idiot) I dont doubt someone will bid on it

texace · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2005, 12:11:11 AM »

Couldn't I just, you know, give him a twenty and he can give me a disc with all his stuff on it? Seems like that would be a lot easier.

AWMac · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2005, 04:39:55 AM »

There should be a sign posted...

NO FISHING IN THE SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL!!!!!

This guy is wacked on crack and trollin for the "wannabee" Gansta Rappers.....

Just an observation.

Mac

Lets all get together and call him up every 15 minutes with offers... PETA WARS!!!!!

eskimo2 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2005, 08:22:09 AM »

His mom should have proofread for him.

NUKE · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2005, 10:46:13 AM »

I like how he tells people they have to fly to South Carolina, book a conference room, listen to his crap "beats" on their own headphones, fly back home and then bid on the auction and wait.

I feel like making a competing add that gives out "beats" for free, gauranteed to be better than anything this clown has ever conceived of, then link to his auction as an example.

Black Sheep · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2005, 12:07:52 AM »

hehe - check out his website - when he finally figures out that this venture is a no go - he can always fall back on his other business of restoring Pintos.

Just reminds me of the part in 'Top Secret' with Val Kilmer when the Volkswagen barely taps the Pinto (or Gremlin???) and

KABLOOOIE!!!!!!!