Author Topic: "Your daddy kills animals!" (Read 1559 times)

Sandman · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2005, 03:16:45 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
If you’ve ever seen a picture of SOB and know about his deviancies, you’d recognize that this is how he masturbates.

eskimo

gofaster · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2005, 04:05:35 PM »

I had shrimp fried rice for lunch. The horror! The horror!

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2005, 04:46:00 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
If you’ve ever seen a picture of SOB and know about his deviancies, you’d recognize that this is how he masturbates.

eskimo

Casca · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2005, 04:53:25 PM »

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Originally posted by SOB
I enjoy torturing fish by catching them, and then throwing the bastards back just so they can experience the pain all over again. And if I'm feeling saucy, I also mock them while I have them out of the water.

You could try teaching them to come when you whistle.

midnight Target · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2005, 05:17:15 PM »

bad guys

nirvana · « **Reply #20 on:** November 30, 2005, 05:21:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
I have often waited for two to line up, one in front of the other, so that I may save a bullet. It usually works.

There's this girl in my Biology class that should fail because she refuses to do anything with animals, that's right, she's a PETA member. The teacher brings out a chunk of cow liver and a sheep uterus with a baby sheep inside it, and she freaks out, "Oh my god, how did these animals die? We're they killed naturally?" The most I can say to her is, "Yes, lead is a naturally occuring substance, as well as metal."

She thinks she has some sort of authority because she is a PETA member

Ghosth · « **Reply #21 on:** November 30, 2005, 06:00:37 PM »

Very simple, give them a choice.

A I can go shoot that nice deer in the woods, gut it, skin it, cut it, and eat it.

B I can do the same to the offending Peta member.

A I can go fishing, catch a nice fat 3lb walley, fillet it out for supper

Or

B You can let me fillet out a Peta member and cook that for supper.

They either have the courage of their convictions or they don't.
And if they truly belive that strongly about it they should be willing to die to prove it.

Right?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #22 on:** November 30, 2005, 06:19:28 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
bad guys

I bet you miss highschool, don't you?

Sandman · « **Reply #23 on:** November 30, 2005, 06:27:47 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I bet you miss highschool, don't you?

Don't we all?

Gunthr · « **Reply #24 on:** November 30, 2005, 06:39:15 PM »

Hiya Ghosth... I know what you are saying, but I do not think Peta members would taste good because it is the oil that carrys the flavor... and of course, Vegans do not partakke.

nirvana · « **Reply #25 on:** November 30, 2005, 06:48:35 PM »

It's not murder if they are willing to die is it? It would be suicide on their part? Or martyrdom?

SOB · « **Reply #26 on:** November 30, 2005, 07:39:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Casca
You could try teaching them to come when you whistle.

I guess that's one way to go about it. Mine usually comes when I pet it.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #27 on:** November 30, 2005, 07:42:44 PM »

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Originally posted by SOB
I guess that's one way to go about it. Mine usually comes when I pet it.

See...

Meatwad · « **Reply #28 on:** November 30, 2005, 08:00:08 PM »

If only we knew this fish information when we invaded the peta boards

Oh the fun we could of had.............

Meatwad · « **Reply #29 on:** November 30, 2005, 08:01:10 PM »

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Originally posted by SOB
I guess that's one way to go about it. Mine usually comes when I pet it.

Are you still talking about fish or your weezer?