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Offline Ripsnort

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"Your daddy kills animals!"
« on: November 30, 2005, 09:01:12 AM »
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PETA’s pro-fish leaflet reminds fishers and their families that fish feel pain and fear when they are impaled in the mouth and ripped from their underwater homes and that they deserve to be treated with kindness, just like all animals.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,176739,00.html

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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2005, 09:09:04 AM »
I enjoy torturing fish by catching them, and then throwing the bastards back just so they can experience the pain all over again.  And if I'm feeling saucy, I also mock them while I have them out of the water.
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2005, 09:21:28 AM »
What have we become?  Why do we eat the bodies of dead animals, some of which are parents, and leaving the young abandoned?  How can we pour ketchup on them and then do the unspeakable?
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2005, 09:25:30 AM »
Ketchup?  On fish?  Ewwwwwww.  You heathen.
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2005, 09:46:10 AM »
(well, only on lake smelts that have suffered third degree burns in boiling oil.  You don't get those in Bermuda ;)  )
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2005, 09:59:36 AM »
CLARICE
                  All right, then tell me how -

                               DR. QUINN
                  No. It's your turn to tell me, Clarice.
                  You don't have any more vacations to sell,
                  on Anthrax Island. Why did you run away
                  from that ranch?

                               CLARICE
                  Dr. Quinn, when there's time I'll -

                               DR. QUINN
                  We don't reckon time the same way, Clarice.
                  This is all the time you'll ever have.

                               CLARICE
                  Later, listen, I'll -

                               DR. QUINN
                  I'll listen now. After your father's
                  murder, you were orphaned. You were
                  ten years old. You went to live with
                  cousins, on a sheep and horse ranch in
                  Montana. And - ?

                               CLARICE
                  And - one morning I just - ran away...

      She turns from him. He presses closer, gripping the bars.

                               DR. QUINN
                  Not "just," Clarice. What set you off?
                  You started what time?

                               CLARICE
                  Early. Still dark.

                               DR. QUINN
                  Then something woke you. What? Did you
                  dream...? What was it?

      IN FLASHBACK -

      The 10-year old Clarice sits up abruptly in her bed, fright-
      ened. She is in a Montana ranch house; it al almost dawn.
      Strange, fearful shadows on her ceiling and walls... a win-
      dow, partly fogged by the cold; eerie brightness outside.

                               CLARICE (V.O.)
                  I heard a strange sound...

                               DR. QUINN (V.O.)
                  What was it?

      THE CHILD RISES -

      crosses to the window in her nightgown, rubs the glass.

                               CLARICE (V.O.)
                  I didn't know. I went to look...

      HIGH ANGLES (2nd STORY) - THE CHILD'S POV -

      Shadowy men, ranch hands, are moving in and out of a nearby
      barn, carrying mysterious bundles. The mens' breath is
      steaming... A refrigerated truck idles nearby, its engine
      adding more steam. A strange, almost surrealistic scene...

                               CLARICE (contd., V.O.)
                  Screaming! Some kind of - screaming.
                  Like a child's voice...

      THE LITTLE GIRL

      is terrified; she covers her ears.

                               DR. QUINN (V.O.)
                  What did you do?

                               CLARICE (V.O.)
                  Got dressed without turning on the
                  light. I went downstairs... outside...

      THE LITTLE GIRL

      in her winter coat, slips noiselessly towards the open barn
      door. She ducks into the shadows to avoid a ranch hand, who
      passes her with a squirming bundle of some kind. He goes into
      the barn, and she edges after him reluctantly.

                               CLARICE (contd., V.O.)
                  I crept up to the barn... I was so
                  scared to look inside - but I had to...

      THE LITTLE GIRL'S POV -

      as the open doorway LOOMS CLOSER... Bright lights inside, straw
      bales, the edges of stalls, then moving figures...

                               DR. QUINN (V.O.)
                  And what did you see, Clarice?

      A SQUIRMING LAMB -

      is held down on a table by two ranch hands.

                               CLARICE (V.O.)
                  Lambs. The lambs were screaming...

      A third cowboy stretches out the lamb's neck, raises a bloody
      knife. Just as he's about to slice its throat -

      BACK TO THE ADULT CLARICE -

      staring into the distance, shaken, still trembling from the
      child's shock. We see Dr. Quinn, over her shoulder, studying
      her intently.

                               DR. QUINN
                  They were slaughtering the spring lambs?

                               CLARICE
                  Yes...! They were screaming.

                               DR. QUINN
                  So you ran away...

                               CLARICE
                  No. First I tried to free them... I
                  opened the gate of their pen - but
                  they wouldn't run. They just stood
                  there, confused. They wouldn't run...

                               DR. QUINN
                  But you could. You did.

                               CLARICE
                  I took one lamb. And I ran away, as
                  fast as I could...

      IN FLASHBACK -

      a vast Montana plain, and crossing this, a tiny figure - the
      little Clarice, holding a lamb in her arms.

                               DR. QUINN (V.O.)
                  Where were you going?

                               CLARICE (V.O.)
                  I don't know. I had no food or water.
                  It was very cold. I thought - if I can
                  even save just one... but he got so
                  heavy. So heavy...

      The tiny figure stops, and after a few moments sinks to the
      ground, hunched over in dispair.

                               CLARICE (contd., V.O.)
                  I didn't get more than a few miles
                  before the sheriff's car found me.
                  The rancher was so angry he sent me to
                  live at the Lutheran orphanage in
                  Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again...

                               DR. QUINN (V.O.)
                  But what became of your lamb?
                     (no response)
                  Clarice...?

      BACK TO SCENE -

      as the adult Clarice turns, staring into his feverish eyes.
      She shakes her head, unwilling - or unable - to say more.

                               DR. QUINN (contd.)
                  You still wake up sometimes, don't you?
                  Wake up in the dark, with the lambs
                  screaming?

                               CLARICE
                  Yes...

                               DR. QUINN
                  Do you think if you saved Catherine, you
                  could make them stop...? Do you think,
                  if Catherine lives, you won't wake up
                  in the dark, ever again, to the scream-
                  ing of the lambs? Do you...?

                               CLARICE
                  Yes! I don't know...! I don't know.

                               DR. QUINN
                     (a pause; then, oddly at peace)
                  Thank you, Clarice.

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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2005, 10:02:38 AM »
This just in... PETA is a bunch of whackjobs.
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2005, 10:07:01 AM »
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Originally posted by Sandman
This just in... PETA is a bunch of whackjobs.


Some high profile hollywood types don't think so and Baldwin is not alone...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166477,00.html
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2005, 10:26:42 AM »
Plenty of whackjobs with money and fame.

This also, just in.
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2005, 10:31:28 AM »
You know what to do next time your kids have lice..  
Just because you can't see their terrorized eyes or hear their screams of anguish doesn't mean you can ignore them.  Shampoo and detergents are chemical Weapons of Mass Murder.

And no, it doesn't make any difference that they've got no vocal chords and only a dozen neurons in their entire exoskeletons, they do feel pain and fear.  They most likely develop post-traumatic stress -although it hasn't been formaly proven yet- so take pitty on them.

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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2005, 12:50:14 PM »
Hey look, GW pardoned a turkey last week, what more do they want?
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2005, 01:45:46 PM »
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Originally posted by SOB
I enjoy torturing fish by catching them, and then throwing the bastards back just so they can experience the pain all over again.  And if I'm feeling saucy, I also mock them while I have them out of the water.



You friggin kill me :rofl

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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2005, 02:22:42 PM »
I have often waited for two to line up, one in front of the other, so that I may save a bullet.  It usually works.
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2005, 02:23:42 PM »
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Originally posted by SOB
I enjoy torturing fish by catching them, and then throwing the bastards back just so they can experience the pain all over again.  And if I'm feeling saucy, I also mock them while I have them out of the water.



By hanging them out of the front of your pants?

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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2005, 03:10:44 PM »
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Originally posted by SOB
I enjoy torturing fish by catching them, and then throwing the bastards back just so they can experience the pain all over again.  And if I'm feeling saucy, I also mock them while I have them out of the water.


If you’ve ever seen a picture of SOB and know about his deviancies, you’d recognize that this is how he masturbates.  

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