: Why do West Point graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view
mirror?
A: To justify their handicap parking.
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Q: Do you know why the Army football team should change its name to
the
"Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Q: Why doesn't Army have ice on the sidelines during games?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
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Q. What do you get when you drive slowly by the Military Academy
campus?
A. A degree.
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Q: What do a Navy Midshipman and a West Point Cadet have in common?
A: They both got accepted to West Point.
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Q:&n! ; What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a West Point Cadet?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
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Navy is playing Army, which has a first down with three minutes left
in the
half. An Army fan sets off a firecracker, and Navy, thinking it's the
end of
the half, runs off the field. Three plays later, Army punts.
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Bobby Ross gave his Army football team a few days off. Several decided
to go
down to Panama City Beach for fun and relaxation.
Coach Ross saw the players the first day back at practice and asked
about
their vacation.
"Not good coach," said the players. "We never made it to the beach."
"Why not," the coach asked, "car trouble?"
"No," they replied, "every few miles down the interstate we saw signs
that
said! , 'Exit, Clean Restrooms'. You have no idea how many restrooms we
cleaned
between West Point and Panama City."
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The Annapolis grad walked into the bar, sat down and said, "Hey
barkeep,
you hear the joke about the four West Point players in a farmhouse?"
Chairs
scraped behind him, and four of the biggest, meanest guys in the bar
stood up.
"We played for Army. You sure you wanna tell that joke?" The Navy grad
smirked in disbelief and said, "What, and have to explain it four
times?"
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Q: How many West Point plebes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a second year course.
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Did you hear that Army just bought twenty new septic tanks?
Yeah, and Army coach Bobby Ross says as s! soon as they learn to drive
them,
they're gonna invade Annapolis.
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Q: How many Air Force Cadets does it take to change a flat tire?
A: Three, two to go for beer and one to call daddy.
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Q: How many Navy Midshipmen does it take to change a flat tire?
A: Five, one to change the tire and four to lament how wonderful the
old
tire was.
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Q: How many Army Cadets does it take to change a tire?
A: Just one, but he gets four hours credit and it counts as a lab
science!
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Q: What's the difference between a West Pointer and a catfish?
A: One's a slimy, smelly, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is
just
a fish.
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Q: How come the Army football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "W's" together.
