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« on: December 01, 2005, 01:35:08 PM »
Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq


10. "Make an even larger 'Mission Accomplished' sign"

9. "Encourage Iraqis to settle their feud like Dave and Oprah"

8. "Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge"

7. "Launch slogan, 'It's not Iraq, it's Weraq'"

6. "Just do whatever he did when he captured Osama"

5. "A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear his head"

4. "Pack on a quick 30 pounds and trade places with Jeb"

3. "Wait, you mean it ain't going well?"

2. "Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag"

1. "Place Saddam back in power and tell him, 'It's your problem now, dude'"
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2005, 02:44:19 PM »
is letterman still on TV?
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2005, 03:05:32 PM »
11:Hold a huge fireworks display over Bagdad celebrating their hard won freedom...using phospherous grenades for the occasion(then lie about it for 2 years)
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2005, 03:11:34 PM »
That's too accurate to be funny, but some of them are.
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2005, 04:18:59 PM »
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11:Hold a huge fireworks display over Bagdad celebrating their hard won freedom...using phospherous grenades for the occasion(then lie about it for 2 years)



Clap!! Clap!!

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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2005, 06:49:20 PM »
Dave rules.
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2005, 06:59:42 PM »
2. "Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag"

lol #2 was even funnier when they showed a footage of GW Bush trying to open that 'locked door'.
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2005, 07:53:43 PM »
David Letterman is just a shrill for the liberal left.  There's no way he's EVAR make fun of a democrat president.
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2005, 09:12:44 PM »
how many posts do I have?  :O
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2005, 07:57:47 AM »
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David Letterman is just a shrill for the liberal left.  There's no way he's EVAR make fun of a democrat president.


Got an issue?  Have a tissue.

Sakai
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2005, 08:33:26 AM »
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Dave rules.

Dave sux.
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2005, 08:58:31 AM »
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Dave sux.


It's painful to acknowledge a failed and errant love of someone.  You guys should be mad, you sold your souls for a liar.

Don't blame us anymore though, OK?  We didn't lie to you and we did not make you choose your boy.

Sakai
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2005, 09:27:26 AM »
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Dave sux.


And the Big chinned, Doritos peddler is better?  Gimme a break.

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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2005, 06:49:12 PM »
Johnny Carson used to send Dave jokes for the monologue. He never sent Leno a single joke. Dave was always the "chosen one" to take over the Tonight Show in Johnny's eye. That's good enough for me.
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2005, 07:42:22 PM »
Leno not only sucks, but he in fact sucks balls.  Just awful.
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