Hah Rip, yer "guesthouse" looks a lot more well maintained and comfortable than my former apartment.
Ya take yer lowlives, then ya remove the goodness that's left, then ya let what remains control a building with small rooms about 18 square meters each. On the plus side, there was always an ample flow of people, drugs and weapons

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My new apartment is a nice one, which I am sad to say probably is a notch up from your tool shed. It even has warm water and I haven't been held at knife point or burglarized a single time yet.
Must say that your house is evidence that Americans have more purchasing power in general than just about any nation. Looks pretty upscale, your house.
Who knows, might drop by. Maybe my boss finally agrees with my whines about "overtime should be compensated". That'd easily make a few flights across the US affordable

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Since you decline the indoor bonfire party, I've opted for a hi octane outside BBQ/mass destruction at the outside facility. You DO have matches in the US, right?
Thanks for offer Rip, it's sincerely appreciated.