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Offline mussie

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Twas the night before Christmas
« on: December 07, 2005, 11:20:22 AM »
Dont want to double up on a post here but.
I put this in doobs post about santa in the MA.
I figure that most would have missed it so I am going to post it here in its own thread.


Twas the night before Christmas, when through the MA.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a BK.

Nik’s were hung by the there props in mid air.
In hopes that HT soon would be there.

The drunks were nestled all snug in their beds,
As visions of map rooms danced in their heads.

While Doobs in his Dora and I in my Yak were Flying at A1 providing a CAP.

When out of the hanger there arose such a clatter.
I dove from up Hi to see what was the matter.

Down to the deck I flew like a flash.
Tore open the throttle threw up the flaps.

When out of the hanger what should appear,
But a miniature Slay, and eight tinny reindeer.

Yes I tried to vulch, I tried to shoot, but he must have had Ratos to take off that quick.

I was all out of E and in a flat spin.
I heard a check six and lost my left wing.

As I bailed from my yak and yanked on the cord.
I heard him on vox giving his ords....

"Now Pyro! now, Rosie! now, Super and Nate!
Quick, Skuzzy! and Sudz, before its to late….

As I look down from my silken life vest.
My eyes grew wide and my heart it did raced

For on the runways North South and West.
They spawned in things from HT toy chest.

An Armoured sheep with guns on its back,
An Octopus with eight puffy acks,
Godzilla was there, but he needed no guns.
His roar was so loud I dirtied my buns…

Then at Co-Alt, a flying PT and that was enough for poor old me…
I reached for the keyboard, I typed “slash dot e f”
I tired to hit enter, tried to escape, but someone got me perhaps it was Nate.

The last thing I saw was the back of the slay, as HT chased Doobs, into the fray.

I was lucky to see it as HT flew by a small label that said
“Yo Daddy Superfly”


Offline Pooface

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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2005, 12:30:57 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol


OMFG!!!


LOL, that was awesome mussie, good job mate!!!

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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2005, 01:25:14 PM »
LOL!!

Wtg!


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Offline sullie363

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2005, 02:33:59 PM »
Very nice. :D :D :D
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Offline mussie

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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2005, 04:20:47 PM »
thanks ppl

I am going to try a parody of the twelve days of xmas next


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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2005, 04:37:24 PM »
ROFL!!!
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2005, 04:54:26 PM »
LOL

Could I suggest as some :

8 Bish a milking
9 Spittys dancing
10 Tigers leaping
AMD Phenom II X6 1100T
Asus M3N-HT mobo
2 x 2Gb Corsair 1066 DDR2 memory

Offline Ghosth

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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2005, 07:05:53 PM »
Very well said indeed!

Offline *NDM*JohnnyX

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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2005, 08:24:47 PM »
FIVE IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNCH GUNS

4 bombs a dropping

3 Lancs diving

2 dweebs vulching

and an M3 in a group of trees!

Offline Raptor

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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2005, 11:08:54 PM »
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A perk plane lost to a Birch tree

Offline BigGun

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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2005, 02:18:53 PM »
on 1st day of xmas, htc gave to me...

TOD..ya right..like in 2009!!!!!!!!!!:D

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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2005, 03:41:10 PM »
On my first nightly login, the MA gave to me

Tweleve Lockvins Ho'ing

Eleven stangs a running

Ten Wulfs a picking

Nine BKs vulching

Eight Lancs a diving

Seven porked airfields

Six "niki's" warping

Five..........auger dweebs

Four puffy acks

Three head - ons

Two gang bangs

And a bill from Aehhch-Tee-Seee
« Last Edit: December 08, 2005, 03:59:29 PM by Murdr »

Offline mussie

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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2005, 06:02:42 PM »
Damit Murdr you have thrown down the glove.....

I shall reply shortly :furious






















Nice work BTW
:D

Love the Auger dweebs by the way




Great I have this song stuck in my head now.......

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Offline SkyChimp

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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2005, 07:13:47 PM »
:rofl  Murdr and muss thats great u made my day =)!

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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2005, 07:34:08 PM »
so would that be mus murdr

:huh