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Offline midnight Target

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Christmas is Under Attack!!!!
« on: December 09, 2005, 08:51:50 AM »
Duck!

Run hide!

Save the children!








Happy Holidays.

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Offline Sakai

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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2005, 09:02:38 AM »
I know, my neighbors won't let me sacrifice a goat on my backyard altar to bring the sun back for next year.

Sakai
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Offline Suave

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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2005, 09:04:09 AM »
But you're still bringing your wife to the winter solstice orgy right ?
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Offline Sakai

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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2005, 09:20:16 AM »
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But you're still bringing your wife to the winter solstice orgy right ?


No, I'm bringing the goat.
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Offline Eagler

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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2005, 09:30:12 AM »
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Happy Holidays.

 


Merry Christmas Bro!
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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: Christmas is Under Attack!!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2005, 09:39:13 AM »
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Duck!

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Save the children!








Happy Holidays.

:noid



Screw "Happy Holidays"
I dont say happy holidays to people I will be seeing or talking to throughout the season.

During Chanukah I will happily Wish people I know a "Happy Chanooka" (hey when they learn to spell it I'll learn how to say it;) )
During Ramadan after getting Gas I will wish those people a "peaceful Ramadon"
And around Christmas I say "Merry Christmas"

I'd wish people a "Happy Quanza" if it were a legitimate real holiday but its not, so I dont.

And its a #)@*%*$)# CHRISTMAS Tree!
Not a "Holiday tree".
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2005, 09:40:35 AM »
oh and BTW

Merry *$&()#)@_ Christmas!
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2005, 11:29:42 AM »
Christmas is Christmas, thanksgiving is a holiday. At christmas I want a christmas tree. If I wanted a holiday tree, I would put a 6 foot tall paper mache turkey in my living room and stick food under it for presents on thanksgiving day morning
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Offline Suave

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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2005, 11:30:50 AM »
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No, I'm bringing the goat.

Sweet!
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2005, 11:57:47 AM »
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Christmas is Christmas, thanksgiving is a holiday. At christmas I want a christmas tree. If I wanted a holiday tree, I would put a 6 foot tall paper mache turkey in my living room and stick food under it for presents on thanksgiving day morning


Heeeey I think were on to something here!!!!

We could hang the gibblets and gizzards above the fireplace with care.

And hang the Turkey Neck above the door instead of misteltoe...but instead of kissin on the lips.... Well the Turkey Neck does look like...never mind.

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Offline octospider0

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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2005, 12:13:26 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Christmas is Christmas, thanksgiving is a holiday. At christmas I want a christmas tree. If I wanted a holiday tree, I would put a 6 foot tall paper mache turkey in my living room and stick food under it for presents on thanksgiving day morning


still better then the George Costanza Festivis Pole!
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2005, 03:45:30 PM »
probably slightly better looking and an abler conversationalist no doubt.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2005, 04:07:36 PM by storch »
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Offline FuBaR

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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2005, 04:46:08 PM »
Its chanukah or Hanukkah
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2005, 05:19:07 PM »
Yeah but it's not Christmas or Khrystmos.  It's one simple spelling, Christmas, simple freaking concept.


And Merry Christmas, and Happy Hanukkah, Peaceful Ramadan (is that an oxymoron?).  Peace be with you.
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Offline Shaky

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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2005, 07:13:27 PM »
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Screw "Happy Holidays"
I dont say happy holidays to people I will be seeing or talking to throughout the season.

During Chanukah I will happily Wish people I know a "Happy Chanooka" (hey when they learn to spell it I'll learn how to say it;) )
During Ramadan after getting Gas I will wish those people a "peaceful Ramadon"
And around Christmas I say "Merry Christmas"

I'd wish people a "Happy Quanza" if it were a legitimate real holiday but its not, so I dont.

And its a #)@*%*$)# CHRISTMAS Tree!
Not a "Holiday tree".


During the season, I wish EVERYONE a "Merry Christmas". I'm Christian, so I wish them the peace and joy of this special Holy Day.

Now, if during Chanuka, a Jew wishes me "Happy Chanuka", I will smile, thank him, and return a "Merry Chrismas" to him. He is offering greetings in the spirit of his holiday, and I will do the same.

I've yet to hear any "Ramadan" greetings, but if iffered, after ensuring the greeter is explosive free, I'll thank him for the spitir of his greeting as well.

Kwanzaa? Bah! A made up black seperatist "celebration" that bastardizes african traditions to satsisfy the ego of a ex-convict. fuhgetabbutit!
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