Subject: Girlfriend 7.0 Wife 1.0
To: Technical Support
Subject: Software Problems
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product
brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system
activity.
Applications such as Poker night 10.3,
Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever selected. I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this
program. Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks,
Joe
Dear Joe:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system
would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is
impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original
system. Look in your manual under
Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just
deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also
suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership
Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems
that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will
be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will
have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The
system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife
1.0 is a great program, but VERY high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application
for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
