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Offline mechanic

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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2005, 11:41:13 AM »
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Sorry, but this needs to be said. stay outta our politics, thier our`crooks.

oh yeah, and......

    SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

    1. Smarties.

    2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp.

    3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down.

    4. Baseball is Canadian.

    5. Lacrosse is Canadian.

    6. Hockey is Canadian.

    7. Basketball is Canadian.

    8. Apple pie is Canadian.

    9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass.

    10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.

    11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the  Americans
    back....past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
    Washington, under the command of William Lyon MacKenzie King who was insane
    and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came
    home and partied....Go figure.

    12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
    Germany.

    13. We have the largest English population that never, ever surrendered,
    or withdrew during any war, to anyone, anywhere. EVER.
   

    14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

    15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
    mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in
    time to get caught.

    16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

    17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
    is still around as the worlds oldest company.

    18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
    under 3 minutes.

    19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

    20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

    21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
    zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
    each year.

    22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
    about it.

    23. A Canadian invented Superman.

    24. We have coloured money.

    25. Our beer advertisments kick ass.

    BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

    24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
    mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

    25. And we don't bomb our allies.

    oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.


RTR



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go canada, dont let big brother beat on ya!
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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2005, 03:42:37 PM »
When William Shatner runs for PM we will kik yer Klingon butts!!!
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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2005, 04:32:42 PM »
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I see the BBS sense of HAHA is still at the O'club norms.

RTR


I thought it was hilarious.  All that we owe you culturally, however, does not make up for inflicting Celine Dion on us.
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Offline RAIDER14

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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2005, 04:33:19 PM »
http://www.militaryfactory.com/countries_comparison_detail.asp

compareing the Military might of the U.S. and Canada The U.S. soldiers could be back in time for dinner:rofl
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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2005, 05:31:49 PM »
Yep Raider, your right. Only you'd be going home for a dinner of back bacon,
Cheddar Cheese and a nice cold Molson!

Our 3 soldiers are back from leave, our Cessna 172 is fueled and armed. Our canoe is in for refit at the moment, but we don't think we'll need it.

Bring it bub.

RTR
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« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2005, 06:12:15 PM »
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canadian liberals....pretty bold talk from a country that is afraid of firearms.

lazs


the american paper tiger patriot chimes in, bold words from someone that took the sissy bar backdoor route during vietnam. i don't think we have much to be concerned about.
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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2005, 06:20:30 PM »
i suppose by rips logic, if he had the testicular fortitude to openly criticize some bellybutton clown rappers, they then have the right to invade his house and violate his family. i can see why you guys coddle the short barrel more than your wives, but who'd want to live in a neighbourhood like that anyhow?
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« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2005, 06:21:23 PM »
There are more people living in the state of california (33 million) than live in all of canada (32 million).

Canada is a fine fine piece of land and the people up there seem to be taking good care of our reserve supply of trees.  As it should be!

Oh Canada :D
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« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2005, 06:21:43 PM »
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   21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
    zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
    each year.


No you didn't... are you delusional?
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« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2005, 07:56:43 PM »
OK! That's it!

Peace bridge my butt!

I'm grabbin' my rifle and headin' for the Niagara River right now.

Fuzeman? BlueJ?  You with me?

We'll stop at the Tim Hortons for coffee and a donut before the invasion. The river is kinda cold right now.

On second thought. Skip it. We'll wait for spring.

The spring offensive. 2006. Toronto will be ours!

Muhahahah
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« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2005, 07:58:23 PM »
Next he will claim they invented surboards, sun tan lotion,  bikinis, dune buggys, camel races, pyramids, canoes, the bow and arrow, pizza, accupunture and Sake.


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« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2005, 08:28:39 PM »
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http://www.militaryfactory.com/countries_comparison_detail.asp

compareing the Military might of the U.S. and Canada The U.S. soldiers could be back in time for dinner:rofl

Hitler said something like that when he invaded USSR:)
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« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2005, 08:40:55 PM »
All your beer are belong to us.
The time is right. Seize the moment. :)
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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2005, 08:44:28 PM »
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the american paper tiger patriot chimes in, bold words from someone that took the sissy bar backdoor route during vietnam. i don't think we have much to be concerned about.


Jeeeesus Torque, if you were any MORE uptight, you could get a job with Daisy packing BB's into packages with your butt cheeks! :p ;)
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2005, 09:00:33 PM »
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   22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.


Fargo, ND 1975.  Been there done that.
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