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Offline Ripsnort

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Why Santa didn't answer your letter
« on: December 15, 2005, 08:16:59 AM »
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Offline Samiam

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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2005, 12:32:00 PM »
It's time for the oldie but goodie:

In order for Santa to fly in US air space he needs to have an annual check ride with an FAA examiner.

The examiner meets Santa at his sleigh and proceeds to climb aboard when Santa notices something bulky under the examiners coat.

"What's that?" asks Santa

"Oh, it's a shotgun," says the examiner

"What for?"

"Well, I'm not supposed to tell you this up front, but we're going to experience an engine failure."
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Offline StarOfAfrica2

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Re: Why Santa didn't answer your letter
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2005, 02:00:59 PM »
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Why Santa didn't answer your letter


I got that in my email yesterday.  And its STILL wrong.  WRONG WRONG WRONG!
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Offline Ripsnort

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Why Santa didn't answer your letter
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2005, 02:12:20 PM »
Starofafrica, put yourself in his boots, if you had a choice between the stack of letters or a pile of coal, what would you do?
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Why Santa didn't answer your letter
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2005, 02:44:17 AM »
Yell at Mrs. Claus to bring me some damn TP.  Woman sits around the house all year doing nothing, and the one time of the year when Santa has to do his thing she cant be bothered to refill the TP on the roll?  WTF is that all about?  Lazy *****
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