I'm convinced that, in fact, I am the superior human being, as well as the superior pile-it. I know this due to the frequency with which people come looking for me to shoot me down. Why would anyone bother if I was terrible, right?
So, as a result of my poor scores, low k/d and questionable ranking...I must therefore, ipso facto and e pluribus unum, be "The $hiite".
I have spoken.
Oh, yeah...and PS: My dog's bigger than your dog.
