The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C., and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac, sailing on the Presidential yacht, the Sequoia. They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water. Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but president Bush waves them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry." Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over picks it up, then walks back to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence. The next morning, the headlines in the New York Times, Boston Globe, Atlanta Constitution, Washington Post, Boston Herald, Buffalo News, Houston Chronicle, Milwaukee Sentinel-Journal, Minneapolis Tribune, Denver Post, Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles Times and San Francisco Chronicle all proclaim: "Bush Can't Swim!"
Originally posted by SOB Typical right-leaning whacko you are, Guns...actually believing Bush could walk on water.
Originally posted by Gunslinger typical fat drunk retard
Originally posted by Gunslinger typical fat drunk retard you are SOB actually beleiveing that I'd bleive that Bush could walk on waterI'm mean c'mon.....were talking about the same guy that almost made Dick Cheny president by choking on a pretzel.
Originally posted by SOB
