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Offline Ripsnort

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What did you girlfriend or wife ask for for Christmas?
« on: December 18, 2005, 08:40:46 AM »
Or in Dowdings case, S.O. ;)

Mine asked for a new fishing pole. Did I tell you how much I love shopping for my wife? :D
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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2005, 09:30:19 AM »
Mine asked for something "sparkly".

I'm torn between hair glitter, or a new tooth.

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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2005, 10:44:41 AM »
My wife wanted a new floor... I'm too damned tired to shop.



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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2005, 10:45:39 AM »
Nice!
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2005, 11:10:43 AM »
Nice job Sandy, now what the hell is that white demon on the floor doing it's damdest to scratch it up?  :D
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2005, 11:14:20 AM »
The white demon is called Petey. He is a jack russell terrier. He's quick to anger, but slow to fight, cranky but emotionally needy, energetic but overweight.

All in all... that little mound of fur that my wife loves ever so much is just a pain in the ass.

Still... he's probably the better of our two jacks. The second one is a hard headed, incorrigible little ****.
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2005, 11:15:24 AM »
A glove to keep her warm when she's not in my pocket.  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2005, 11:25:34 AM »
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The white demon is called Petey. He is a jack russell terrier. He's quick to anger, but slow to fight, cranky but emotionally needy, energetic but overweight.

All in all... that little mound of fur that my wife loves ever so much is just a pain in the ass.

Still... he's probably the better of our two jacks. The second one is a hard headed, incorrigible little ****.


I figured it was a jack... they are amazing little critters.  I used to have a rat terrier.  Best dog's ever imho.  Same way though as a jack, short temper, will fight in at the drop of a hat, not as cranky but hardcore emotionally needy, energetic like a reeses monkey on crack and definitely not overweight.  Loved her very much.  Ex girlfriend took her too watch her while I was unable to have her for 6 months.  Refused to give her back... atleast I know she has a great home and someone else who truly loves her.
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2005, 11:28:14 AM »
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He's quick to anger, but slow to fight, cranky but emotionally needy, energetic but overweight.
 


You just described half the MA
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2005, 11:36:39 AM »
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I figured it was a jack... they are amazing little critters.  I used to have a rat terrier.  Best dog's ever imho.  Same way though as a jack, short temper, will fight in at the drop of a hat, not as cranky but hardcore emotionally needy, energetic like a reeses monkey on crack and definitely not overweight.  Loved her very much.  Ex girlfriend took her too watch her while I was unable to have her for 6 months.  Refused to give her back... atleast I know she has a great home and someone else who truly loves her.


Well... Petey's problem is that he has short legs, and when he tries to run too much he starts coughing. Even when he was a pup, he'd hack like an old man with the flu.
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2005, 11:37:10 AM »
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You just described half the MA


We could create the "Jack Russell Terrier Squadron". Maybe everyone would join. ;)
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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2005, 12:13:58 PM »
You should see my jack. I have a jack pointer mix. Can you imagine a 45lb jack with all the energy of a regular jack.
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2005, 04:04:36 PM »
My wife asked for a $1600 pair of earrings, I am still mulling that idea over.
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2005, 04:21:15 PM »
The wifey asked for $500 so she could go shopping at Victoria's Secret.



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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2005, 07:31:57 PM »
Swoop saw what I bought my wife last night when we hooked up in London on way through on my return from Mumbai.  It wasn't something she asked for...but something I knew she wanted and well deserved, putting up with me for 6 years for example.  ;)

She knows about it and has promised me many things if she can see it tonight as I just got home a couple of hours ago.  I'm gonna cave in about an hour...she's eating dinner right now and then plans to have a long bubble bath and put on something "comfortable".  

Ahhhhh...life is good.:aok
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