Author Topic: Vulcan, you in jail? (Read 374 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** December 20, 2005, 03:19:39 PM »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10511277/

Santas go on rampage in New Zealand

Octavius · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2005, 03:22:12 PM »

hahahahahhaa

Vulcan · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2005, 03:29:25 PM »

Nah, I'm enjoying my new found pleasure: a waterblaster.

Spiders fear me!

(I'm running outta things to waterblast tho

)

Maverick · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2005, 03:55:26 PM »

I'd suggest you start blasting all those santas......

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2005, 04:23:19 PM »

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Originally posted by Vulcan
Nah, I'm enjoying my new found pleasure: a waterblaster.

Spiders fear me!

(I'm running outta things to waterblast tho )

Would armed store owners have prevented this?

eagl · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2005, 05:23:04 PM »

Well, an actual formerly alive santa-head on a stick outside a successfully defended business or home would certainly be an in-kind response to those tards who hung the santa mannequin outside their house.

Heck, putting the head of the burglar on a stick outside your business used to guarantee a surge in business for the next few weeks, and as a bonus it would alert the local law enforcement officials that you earned your good-citizen bounty. They'd show up, take the head, and leave a few bucks reward bounty.

Or maybe that's how it works in that OTHER universe right around the corner...

midnight Target · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2005, 05:36:30 PM »

Have you tried water blasting Auntie's t-shirt?

Vulcan · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2005, 05:54:13 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Have you tried water blasting Auntie's t-shirt?

Yes, did the FDB's not share the piccies I sent?

Vulcan · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2005, 08:58:16 PM »

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Bad Santas wreak havoc worldwide
21 December 2005

BERLIN: Drunken Santas on a rampage in New Zealand, armed German robbers in Santa disguises, a British St Nick wanted for flashing, and a Swedish vandal in a Santa outfit are giving the big man in red a bad name this year.

Reports of "Bad Santas" breaking the law or otherwise wreaking havoc have been circulating around the world.

Armed with a gun, a man in a Santa outfit held up a furniture store in the German town of Ludwigshafen on Saturday and forced two cashiers to open the safe. He filled his sack with cash, locked the two women in the safe and escaped.

He is still on the loose, but police in Tuebingen were able to nab a bank robber armed with a machine gun in a Santa costume with the aid of an infrared camera and helicopter. They found him hiding in a ditch in a nearby forest.

"The machine gun was fake," a police spokesman said. Dressed in a Santa cap, beard and wearing sun glasses, he was wanted for stealing 500,000 euros in four separate bank robberies.

One Santa was stopped by police for driving 150 kph on a northern German motorway, 50 kph over the speed limit.

"He said he was in a rush because he still had packages to deliver," said a spokesman for the police. They gave Santa a fine and took away his licence.

Last week an inebriated half-naked Santa disrupted a Christmas market in Dabringhausen before police intervened.

In New York, one man fed up with the growing commercial aspect of Christmas set up a ghoulish life-sized Santa holding a severed doll's head in front of his house, local media said.

Those incidents paled in comparison to what happened in Auckland on Saturday when 40 drunken Santas rampaged through the city centre, stealing from stores and assaulting security guards in protest against Christmas becoming too commercial.

In Britain, police said they were looking for a Santa acting suspiciously – a flasher who exposed himself to women.

Officers in Swanage on the south coast said the flasher had struck a number of times since December 6, and a week later exposed himself whilst wearing a Santa Claus outfit.

A British agency has issued a code of conduct to root out substandard Santas. "Santa is a magical and cuddly man, not a fat, smelly slob," said James Lovell of the Ministry of Fun agency in London. "He must not smell of drink or body odour."

But a foul-mouthed Santa in London nevertheless made children cry by swearing at them recently, local media reported.

In Sweden, one Santa set on fire a 13-metre-high straw ram built by the town fathers by shooting burning arrows into it.

Last Christmas, a shopping centre in south Wales installed a webcam dubbed "Santacam" in his grotto to overcome parents' concerns after several high-profile paedophile cases in Britain.

StSanta · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2005, 11:41:47 PM »

Say hello to my brothers Vulcan

Yeager · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2005, 11:50:53 PM »

I dont know why....but if I had to flee the united states, I would flee to Australia.

Again....I know not why

Vulcan · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2005, 02:00:50 AM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
I dont know why....but if I had to flee the united states, I would flee to Australia.

Again....I know not why

Thats a good choice, given the average Aussie IQ you'd be like some superintelligent being landing on an Alien world... hell you'd probably be King within 6 months.