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Offline Shuckins

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« on: December 20, 2005, 04:46:02 PM »
...is the one talking about Enzyte and something called "natural male enhancement."

What's that all about?  I don't understand.

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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2005, 05:02:56 PM »



Blue pill. Smiling Bob.

Get it?


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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2005, 05:41:50 PM »
Two words...


search engine


http://enzyte.com/
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2005, 05:53:27 PM »
Woodrow Wilson

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2005, 06:26:44 PM »
As Atia said to Octavian in the HBO miniseries "Rome"

"It will put oak in your noodle"
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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2005, 08:11:16 PM »
Bob Dole...
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2005, 08:27:42 PM »
Do de doodedoo
do dedo


This is Bob......
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2005, 09:42:22 PM »
Dick gets little blue pills...

See Jane smile ...
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Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2005, 10:34:17 PM »
Oh.

OH!

Now I get it!

That's DISGUSTING!!

The kind of society we live in!  Tsk!  

SAKES!

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2005, 11:56:25 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Shuckins
Oh.

OH!

Now I get it!

That's DISGUSTING!!

The kind of society we live in!  Tsk!  

SAKES!
'

Uh huh. You ordered that much huh?

Let us know how it works out for ya :aok
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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2005, 12:06:32 AM »
Has anyone actually tried this one, if I am not mistaken this pill is a non prescription. So I wonder if you get a boner like you would with say, Viagra?



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« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2005, 12:14:23 AM »
I'll have you know, Dredlock, that I did NOT order any of that vile stuff!

Some of us have a greater sense of propriety and dignity than those of you who think with your glands and worship phallic symbols.  




And the fact that my Visa Gold was maxed out had nothing to do with it!

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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2005, 02:32:50 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
As Atia said to Octavian in the HBO miniseries "Rome"

"It will put oak in your noodle"


get it right it was SOB to Octavius last night in the main !

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« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2005, 12:00:51 PM »
My wife always complains I need to get rid of the oak for 5 minutes. Doesn't your wife turn you on anymore or what's the deal with the enhancements?
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2005, 12:13:42 PM »
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
My wife always complains I need to get rid of the oak for 5 minutes. Doesn't your wife turn you on anymore or what's the deal with the enhancements?
Exactly...once during one of these commercials my wife turned to me and said "who the HELL needs that crap anyway?"  I told her "Bob Dole."