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Offline Hornet33

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« on: December 23, 2005, 09:42:23 AM »
CONGRATULATIONS

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the

1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they
carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for
diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored
lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we
rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took
hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE
actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but
we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back
when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down
the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the
bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no
99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell
phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat
rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
lawsuits from these accidents.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms and although we
were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the
worms live in us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang
the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't
had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They
actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers
and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!

And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as
kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own
good.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't

it?!
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2005, 09:58:23 AM »
most of us as teenagers had rifles and shotguns and even pistols that we took out into the fields and shot at cans and rabits and vermin with too..

We got into fistgights "after school" and everyone had a knife on em but no one shot or stabbed anyone on purpose.

The cars didn't even have very good brakes really.

Moat of us had mini bikes or motorcycles and we didn't wear helmets.

Car and health insurance was cheaper then than it is now (adjusted for inflation)

When they tell you that they are doing it for the children or to save your life or to lower your costs.... they are lieing... they are doing it to have more power over you.

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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2005, 10:04:26 AM »
Yeah. And on our watch after we gained adulthood and the voting franchise we presided over the most horiffic erosions of the bill of rights, education and family values ever.

We've now spawned two of the dumbest generations of americans, our economy has been exchanged from one based on the best products made in the world for the best corportate theives and lawyers ever spawned.

In short, we have dick-all to be proud of. I for one am ashamed.

I did have fun growing up, though. Thanks for the pleasant recollection of happier times.

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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2005, 10:20:40 AM »
Oh... I agree with you hang... we have really mucked it up... My point was that It doesn't have to be.  

Then again.... maybe it was the drugs...  never met a drug addict that didn't have to throw out everything he ever believed in at one point in his addiction.

Coming back from that is tough... most don't.   It changes you... the guilt I mean.   Old druggies voting with a guilty concience... "it wasn't our fault then and it isn't our fault now"

We spend years blaming the government for our failures so.... when we got power we had no choice but to make a government that would do everything for us.   Therory being.... If government is strong enough to ruin your life then it should be strong enough to make your life perfect.

some of us never bought into it but... the guys who want to be left alone are really only a very small minority..

If you read the threads here.. you will see that the socialists now want one world government with control of every aspect of our economic if not daily lives.  

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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2005, 11:16:40 AM »
DAMMIT  I was born in 1989:cry
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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2005, 11:19:09 AM »
I drank from a garden hose. But i'm from New Jersey.


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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2005, 12:59:54 PM »
We had snowball fights in winter (for those of us from Northern climes) and didn't need counceling afterwards.

We saw war, death, racism, violence, and treachery on TV and didn't sue anyone about it.

Most of us got out of high school thinking a "computer" was something from science fiction; and we not only adapted to the Information Age just fine, we freakin' created the muther.

We swam in the neighborhood ponds and rivers and didn't end up with horrific flesh-eating diseases.

We got the flu every few years, felt crappy for a week, got better and went back to school - it was no "pandemic," it was normal.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2005, 01:34:36 PM by DoKGonZo »

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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2005, 01:13:56 PM »
Losers. :rofl
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2005, 01:32:35 PM »
yes...its all true and alot of us died virgins :cry
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2005, 01:59:05 PM »
Wow, you old guys had colorful childhoods.

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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2005, 03:20:35 PM »
It's scary... i will have to raise my lil daughter (6 months now)... in a while she could probably just go out and play with the friends... but nowdays i'm afraid she will met them "on the internet"...

...scared to think what the future can bring...

Anyways, the time i've spent with friends on doing everything that can be risky or prohibited was the funniest time i ever had :)

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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2005, 03:21:36 PM »
dmn i was expecting "adult" entertainment in this thread
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2005, 03:25:24 PM »
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Originally posted by bikekil
It's scary... i will have to raise my lil daughter (6 months now)... in a while she could probably just go out and play with the friends... but nowdays i'm afraid she will met them "on the internet"...

...scared to think what the future can bring...

Anyways, the time i've spent with friends on doing everything that can be risky or prohibited was the funniest time i ever had :)


Gendobry.  I have a four year old son, I worry more about his future than anything else these days.  

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« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2005, 03:34:20 PM »
I STILL drink from the Garden hose. We STILL went to school even With the Flu ( except Wednesdays,That's the day my brother had the pair of shoes we shared). And the McDonalds sign read "Over 5000 Served"

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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
We had snowball fights in winter (for those of us from Northern climes) and didn't need counceling afterwards.

We saw war, death, racism, violence, and treachery on TV and didn't sue anyone about it.

Most of us got out of high school thinking a "computer" was something from science fiction; and we not only adapted to the Information Age just fine, we freakin' created the muther.

We swam in the neighborhood ponds and rivers and didn't end up with horrific flesh-eating diseases.

We got the flu every few years, felt crappy for a week, got better and went back to school - it was no "pandemic," it was normal.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2005, 03:43:46 PM by NUTTZ »

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« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2005, 05:18:14 PM »
Wow

I remember watching cartoons that were worth watching on Saturday morning.  And the Three Stooges werent considered violent back then.

Toy guns werent painted blaze orange.

And, if the majority won, then it was settled.  There wasnt a bunch of silly whining over appeasing the minority.

There were no hanging chads or lawsuits over someone loosing the student council presidentship by a close margin.

Oh how I loved riding my bike everywhere as a kid, doing the BMX racing thing...then discovering how bikes with motors were oh so much more fun!

Heh, its quite something to see how whiney society has become.  There is absolutely no personal responsibility anymore.

If a minority makes fun of you, thats ok.  If you fire back, you're a racist.



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