Santa Claus is Road Kill Tonight
("Santa Claus is Coming To Town")
You Better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is road kill tonight.
He stopped on the street
In the middle of the road
Now he's dead meat
Squashed flat like a toad
Santa Claus is road kill tonight.
He should have had more care
And used the crossing zone
He didn't see the big mac truck
That pulverized his bones. Oh
He's next to a frog
And by a flat cat
He's dead as a dog
Too bad about that
Santa Claus is road kill tonight.
He should have looked left,
He should have looked right
Now Misses Claus
Sleeps alone tonight
Santa Claus is road kill tonight.
He was caught in a headlight beam
His muscles all went slack
He started moving a little too late
Now there's tire tracks on his back. Oh
Little children will weep,
No presents to get
The coyotes will feast
On Santa cutlets
Santa Claus is road kill tonight.
Santa Claus is road kill tonight!
