Author Topic: Ok!! too much doom and gloom!!! fun time!! ;) (Read 604 times)

Nifty · « **on:** July 19, 2001, 11:11:00 AM »

Ok, a simple and pointless, yet amusing exercise... Take a song title, and make it an AH song!

(ok, it's dumb, but we always had fun with it on other game BBS's)

Somebody to Vulch - Somebody to Love, by Queen. "can anybody find me somebody to vulch..."

yes, I am listening to it, and it just popped into my head.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2001, 11:24:00 AM »

Do you know why Texans all have brown noses? (No, its not from the sun...)

"Looking for love in all the wrong places..."

buhdman · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2001, 11:47:00 AM »

(gonna show my age here)

This one is inspired by those many times when I've been flying along and have looked down to see a bad guy, followed by a good guy, followed by a bad guy, followed by a good guy, followed by a bad guy, and I sing this song as I dive in to add yet another link to the "Chain, chain, chain ... chain of fools!" (Aretha Franklin, I think).

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: buhdman ]

jihad · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2001, 12:02:00 PM »

Deep in the south of Texas...not so long ago
There in a crowded office..in the town of Grapevine

It doesn't take to much much money...but it sure is fun...you can fly all night...yeah it feels so right

ZZ Top - Balinese

Wmaker · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2001, 12:13:00 PM »

Rip, Queen did some great music and I don't think that the thing you are referring to had anything to do with Mercury's ability to make music so who cares? No offence, but wasn't too funny. And for those who were thinking of posting funny remarks about my sexual preference...I'm straight as hell so no joy...

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1Wmaker1

NATEDOG · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2001, 12:17:00 PM »

"Ace, Ace Baby"
Rollin, in my prop turbo, with the canopy back so my hair can blow. -Vanilla Ace

oh and, .eject Ripsnort

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: NATEDOG ]

Ripsnort · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2001, 01:48:00 PM »

Wmaker, HUH?! what the hell you talking about?

Fatty · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2001, 01:58:00 PM »

"What's Opera Doc?"

No changing of the words is needed.

Nifty · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2001, 02:05:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Wmaker, HUH?! what the hell you talking about?

I think he thought you were slamming Freddie Mecury's ability to sing based on the late artist's sexual preferences. I don't see how you were doing so, Rip, as all of Queen's members are (were) British and not Texans. Personally, I think Rip was well within bounds with his post; after all, Full Metal Jacket taught us that only steers and queers come from Texas!!! (well, that's the first place I remember hearing that quote!)

Eagler · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2001, 02:38:00 PM »

Wmaker
Yea WM's confused Rip, he thought you were referrin to the post above yours. Guess they don't have Urban Cowboys in Finland

I vote we turn the thread to something fun like politics or WW3

[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: Eagler ]

Nifty · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2001, 03:13:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Eagler:
I vote we turn the thread to something fun like politics or WW3

gah!!! nooooooo!!!! that was the whole point of this; to get away from that for a bit! Bad Eagler! bad bad bad!!!

Wmaker · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2001, 03:56:00 PM »

DOH!! Haven't been my day

. And this just confirms it...I just thought that with that "gay joke" you made fun of Queen/Freddie Mercury...and as the guy is already dead I didn't think it as funny. Sorry Rip, I should have known as your jokes have always been within good taste that you didn't meant it the way I understood it this time either. I'm sorry Rip. My bad. Ok now I'll remove my stupid presense from this thread...sorry again and carry on.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2001, 07:47:00 AM »

Heh, no problem, glad someone spelled it out for me, my joke was referencing Cowboys sticking their noses in the butts of cows..old joke...Gays? Work with them, they don't bother me, I don't bother them, we like it that way...I don't tell them about my ventures with the wife the previous night, and they don't tell me about their ventures with their significant others. Peace, Harmony. <Dammit, dropped my pencil >>Looks behind himself, bends over cautiously<<

PapaH · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2001, 04:29:00 AM »

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after all, Full Metal Jacket taught us that only steers and queers come from Texas!!! (well, that's the first place I remember hearing that quote!)[/QB]

NEGATIVE! It was Officer and a Gentleman...Lou Gossett Jr. says it as they get off the bus.

PapaH

I didn't think Rip was out of line...but I heard the joke differently:

How do you get herpes in your eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places. Hehehe

PapaH