Chuck Norris would not have any vulnerability, to even MOABs. he would be available in 3 different varients: one on a motorcycle with lots of guns, one that walks and has lots of guns, and one unarmed one that can roundhouse kick planes out of the sky up to 30k.
Chuck Norris knocked skylab out of orbit, screw that gravity bull****.
Chuck Norris invented gravity, and he can also make it disappear.
Did you know that Chuck Norris was the only AA gun in England during the Battle of Britain? He shot down German bombers by pointing at them and saying "bang!"
Chuck Norris was still a prototype during the BoB. He (designated XCN-1) saw only limited use, and is credited with no bomber kills. He did, however, utilize a new magazine configuration, allowing him to fire 4,000 rounds from the 60rd drums used in the earlier Spitfire models, without ever having to reload.
A UK man ate a chicken named Chuck Norris once, he was constipated for well over a month.
During the second BoB which many historians fail to note. It was in fact about 3 minute's long. This model (XCN-2) was in fact faulty. The scientists that decommisioned it were roundhouse kicked multiple times afterwords, by XCN-2's lone leg, no body attached. Most of them escaped with minor concussions and several bruises, however, due to bad wiring the leg and subsequent body parts fizzled out very slowly in a pit of smoke. Today we call this place the Dead Sea. (Yes, the early Chuck Norris models we're powered by sodium, it has long been a mystery as to how sodium was used as a fuel). The second BoB was a major deterrent to Goering and almost cost him his life.
The CN-2 was emensly successfull durring the normandy invasion. It is a little known fact that the Luftwaffe was not present because the allies had deployed a CN-2 battery to defend the beach.
It is one of the biggest cover ups in history, but Hitler didn't shoot himself. He was infact tea-bagged to death by the Chuck Norris commando team. It was made up of one man: Chuck Norris. The CNC-1 (Chuck Norris Commando) was developed as a joint venture by the SAS, SOE, OSS, Richard Nixon and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. After seeing what devistation the CNC-1 wreaked on Europe, FDR decided to drop the atomic bomb on Japan instead of the CNC-1 because it would be more humane. Shortly thereafter FDR died of a roundhouse kick related death. But the decision had already been made to drop the bomb and the rest is history.
An original creation by Smidsy, Selector, Hubs, and myself.
