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Offline Hap

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« on: December 28, 2005, 09:45:45 AM »
Different species that would add to the humor and conviviality of gameplay.  Let's see how imaginative the Grapevine bunch can be.

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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2005, 10:54:34 AM »
I want to hear panicked bleating when I strafe them.
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2005, 12:17:22 PM »
Anyone remember diving to the deck in Janes' WWII Fighters and seeing deer? :D
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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2005, 01:38:24 PM »
I lost many a good plane trying to acquire a freezer full of venison.
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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2005, 06:16:45 PM »
took sheep out cos rooks were humping them.. cant have pigs cos they will make bish look stupid..maybe with the more arcadish way the game is getting king kong would be good or dinosaurs

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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2005, 07:23:16 PM »
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took sheep out cos rooks were humping them.. cant have pigs cos they will make bish look stupid..maybe with the more arcadish way the game is getting king kong would be good or dinosaurs


dinosaurs with hang gliders would rock

so would king kong, picture a bish typh mission upping just as king kong runs onto the field and starts smashing things, and throwing planes around.
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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2005, 10:09:35 PM »
PERK THE KING KONG!!!! :p
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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2005, 10:50:39 PM »
a Godzilla or Rodan or Mothra would be cool

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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2005, 01:07:38 AM »
how about Chuck Norris
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2005, 01:31:49 AM »
I'll second the Chuck Norris farm animal.  We might be able to even drop it from bombers if you type in a special code that rhymes it makes everyone in a 3 mile radius deaf.  And 1 Chuck Norris farm animal would equal 30 troops, and it couldn't be killed because it would catch all the bullets and bombs and throw them back at the enemies, and whoever dropped the chuck norris would get the capture because he would roundhouse kick all the other troops, even if they were friendly.
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2005, 03:41:59 AM »
chuck norris should be a country in AH. the only plane you could fly would be chuck norris. he would not have any vulnerability to even MOABs. he would be available in 3 different varients: one on a motorcycle with lots of guns, one that walks and has lots of guns, and one unarmed one that can roundhouse kick planes out of the sky up to 30k.

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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2005, 03:44:54 AM »
:lol   Your Chuck Norris country sucks.  My Chuck Norris knocked Skylab out of orbit.
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2005, 04:16:36 AM »
oh, well that's the perk model. did you know that chuck norris was the only AA gun in england durring the battle of britain? he shot down german bombers by pointing at them and saying "bang!"

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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2005, 09:43:55 AM »
Chuck Norris was still a prototype during the BoB. He (designated XCN-1) saw only limited use, and is credited with no bomber kills. He did, however, utilize a new magazine configuration, allowing him to fire 4,000 rounds from the 60rd drums used in the earlier Spitfire models, without ever having to reload.
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2005, 06:20:37 PM »
i ate a chicken called chuck norris once