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Offline fscott

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« on: July 19, 2001, 03:01:00 PM »
Breaking news. Someone killed OJ.
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Offline Pongo

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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2001, 03:12:00 PM »
No verification on the net yet.
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Offline fscott

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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2001, 03:20:00 PM »
The ladies at my local pet grooming shop were talking about it 30 min ago when I went to pick up my dog.
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Offline Wanker

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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2001, 03:24:00 PM »
Anyone have a TV handy?
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2001, 03:26:00 PM »
Not Associated Press nor Reuters nor CNN has this story.

I find it impossible to believe some women in a pet grooming shop know of this and these news orgs don't.
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Offline Eagler

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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2001, 03:29:00 PM »
He was trying to fly the 109 in WW2online, got so frustated he blew his brains out  :)
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Offline fscott

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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2001, 03:34:00 PM »
Ok.. perhaps he aint.
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Offline mietla

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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2001, 03:37:00 PM »
hey, ladies at the local pet grooming shop should know.
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Offline mietla

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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2001, 05:49:00 PM »
Is OJ still "dead"?
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Offline Nifty

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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2001, 10:59:00 AM »
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Originally posted by mietla:
Is OJ still "dead"?

Negative, it was discovered that the ladies in the pet shop were only PLANNING OJ's death.  It was some bizarre scheme involving using their pets as carriers of a new biogenetic weapon which targets former athletes who are connected to murder cases in some way (this would also affect Rae Carruth and Ray Lewis.) They (the ladies in the pet store, not the football players) have been summarily flogged and their pets confiscated.   :D
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2001, 01:59:00 AM »
Oh geez, this has to be the funniest, retarded thread ever.

Made my day.  :)
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2001, 07:47:00 AM »
And nobody has asked fscott what the hell he was doing in a pet gooming shop in the first place!
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2001, 08:04:00 AM »
Maybe he took his beaver for a groom
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2001, 10:35:00 AM »
I bet he was taking his monkey in to have it groomed.  I have it, on good authority, that fscott has never actually seen a beaver before.

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Offline Cobra

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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2001, 06:50:00 PM »
No Circus tonight, the monkey has a bloody nose!

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